Cadyn looks up at their friend across the table, sighing.
"Ameliyah, listen, I love him."
Ameliyah shakes her head in disbelief, "No, Cadyn, you don't. How could you love that. Whatever kind of monster he is."
"An ogre, he's an ogre. And he isn't a monster."
Cadyn's mind races, one of their closest friends is not even willing to understand the feelings they have for their new lover, Shrek. It pains them that everyone is so discriminating against the ogres. Couldn't people look past the loud voices, stinky farts and green skin? Cadyn supposes others cannot.
"You're just too afraid of change! Why can't you just understand that Shrek and I are meant to be together?!" Cadyn shouts, slamming their hands down on the table. They stand and rush to the bathroom.
Everyone had been looking at me Cadyn thinks in horror, how could I have said that so loud in public? tiddies
Cadyn runs into a stall and quickly gabs their phone out of their back pocket, hands shaking they call Shrek. The phone rings for 3 tones then Shrek picks up.
"Hey Earwax," Shrek says in his hot, husky irish accent. Cadyn rubs their thighs together a bit at just the sound of his voice.
"Um,,, i need you to pick me up. i um- i jusst- i-" Cadyn cant finish their sentence because they break down into tears.
Cadyn expects an answer from Shrek, any answer, in fact they need one. But they dont get one because Shrek hung up. He just, hung up on them. Cadyn begins to cry harder, their shoulders shaking in sobs. Cadyn doesnt hear but the door to the bathroom swings open and closed.
- Three fuckbois enter the bathroom, giggling evilly to each other.
"You think thats the ogre-fucker crying?" the tallest cackles. The other two nob, all smiling to each other. They surround the stall occupying poor crying Cadyn, who in their tears dont even hear the fuckbois approaching.
The three bois begin to pound on the walls of the stall, startling Cadyn, making them scream. The bois laugh and one crawls under the stall, pushing Cadyn into the stall walls over and over, screaming "ogre-fucker!" Cadyn only cries harder, why did I have to say that out loud? Cadyn asks themselves he doesnt even love me.
No one pays any attention as the bathroom door opens and heavy foot steps approach the stall. Then suddenly the walls of the stall fall outwardly, crushing the two fuckbois outside of it, their blood staining the tiles.
Cadyn looks up and sees their flawless green hubby standing before them, an angry expression on his face. "WhaT aRE yOu DOinG tO MY EaRwaX!!!11!1!" Shrek screeches dabbing on his hater, the final fuckboi.
The fuckboi is thrown back by The Power Of The Dab™ and he smashes into the wall behind them. Cadyn trails their gaze from the Dab™molished fuckboi over to Shrek.
He has a softer look on his face that makes Cadyn melt, they run forward and jump into their lovers mucular arms screaming, "TAKE ME DADDY SHREK"
Shrek smiles, hoists Cadyn over their shoulder and breaks through the bathroom wall, running to the sunset.
Some say you can even hear their hot moans throughout the night. Ogre and human alike.
