This one's for you Mrs Whistlefoot!
My love for you is like the most clean sprout,
Your face reminds me of tall hippos,
Together, we are like curry and brown sauce.Oh darling Violet,
My clean sprout,
My tall potato,
The perfect companion to my curry soul.Strawberries are red,
Smurfs are blue,
I like making cookies,
But not as much as I love shouting with you!Oh darling Violet,
Your brains are like helpful watches on a summer day,
You're like the most stunning surgeon to ever walk Ireland.Your tall hippo face,
Your brown sauce soul,
Your helpful brains,
Your stunning surgeon being...How could I look at another when our clean sprout love is so strong?
I love you Mrs Whistlefoot!