Well I just came across this tumblr post and I thought I would share it with you....
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's thirteen inches long and makes women scream?
Having a stillbirth
Have you heard the one about the kid with aids?
It never gets old
"My wife walked in on me fucking my daughter. I'm not sure which part she was more surprised about, the fact that I was fucking our daughter or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her."
What did the boy born without any limbs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
A little black Jewish boy says to his daddy, "Dad am I more black or Jewish?"
"Why do you ask?", says the Dad.
The boy says, "Well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $150 and I can't decide if I want to haggle him down to $100 or just steal it."
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic last night....
Turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
It's an obscure number. I'm sure you've never heard of it.
(This one isn't really offensive I just thought it was too hilarious to not include)
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
Okay Okay my brain can take no more!! I hope you guys Liked? No. Enjoyed? No. Laughed? No. Cringed? Definitely.
Should I do more of these? Lemme know what you think about these offensive jokes....and maybe comment a few more.
