Pusheen: A Pusheen cat's tale.

Hello. I'm Pusheen and I am not fat. It is just the way I am. It's not my fault I eat pizza so much.

It all started not long ago when I was wandering on the lonely streets. It was great though because people were always dropping their food. It was delicious. Pizza, ice cream, everything you could imagine.

Then, one day some large hand grabbed me and put me in a cage. Of course I complained. I ferociously ate the last of my cheese pizza. I ended up in a strange place where these awfully stupid cats were yelling:

"I want out!"
"I'm tired!"
"Meoooow"

I was wondering

"Where is my pizza?"

All of a sudden very large people walked in and started rudely staring at us. A very sticky finger prodded me where it cannot be mentioned. I mewed and jumped. The sticky human suddenly shouted:

"I WANT THIS ONE!"

I thought my eardrums would burst. Turns out, this was my new family.