Welcome back Kids,
okay so you didn't take a weapon well:sarcastic clap:done.Lucky for you i did. So you have no idea what could be in this hotel, rats? Ghosts? a homeless man? or even worse MEL GIBSON. Okay, okay calm down Mel Gibson is busy scaring little children, but you still need to prepare for what ls ahead. YOU HAVE THE CHOICE OF 5 WEAPONS CHOOSE WISELY:
1.rolling pin-
idiot..
2.cheese grater
why?
3.baseball bat
better...
4.butter knife
meh it could give you a small horrific cut.
5.butcher knife
we'll take it!
Great so you have your butcher knife, now you cant go alone so choose your GANG. you have 4 choices of pairs, both people have to come with you.
1.your mum and best friend
and...YOUR GROUNDED.
2.your grandmother and homeless man
i mean, no one would hurt a poor old lady...
3.stupid blonde girl and your crush!
em, yes yes yes, the blonde one can DIE ...first:) im joking...
4.ALL BY YOURSELF
em no ,bad idea.
Okay so we have decided to go into the hotel with your crush and a stupid blonde girl, what could go wrong? What about a name for you gang or movie, hmm heres your choices:
1.French Toast Mafia
because french toast is nice
2.The Cereal Killers
get it?, no?
3.Scared Hitless
i like it
4.Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Men
yeah, this is it:)
HEEELLLO, that was the end of this chapter check in later for the next part of the survival guide. Dont forget to like,comment and favorite:)
