Not quite cliché

I'm just your average, run of the mill, cliché nerd. Comic books, movies, tv shows, you name it. My life story is 100% cliché; adopted, deadbeat dad, single mum, younger brother, bullied etc, you get the picture. But the thing is, what I am, what I do, I cannot describe as cliché, in fact, I cannot describe it at all, not without some help anyway.