topp dogg scenarios and texts [ D O N E ]

✉ When You Text Him Randomly

Tbh, I also do this sometimes on my boy bestfriend so it was inspired by our texts.

ToppDogg (not famous) as your bestfriend.

P-Goon

You: I just realized that you're so  beautiful.
You: Idk why I thought about that 😂
You: It just suddenly popped out of my mind.

Wasted Udon: Of course I am

You: But Jin is much beautiful than you

Hojoon

You: Seems like everybody's got a price
You: I wonder how they sleep at night
You: When sale comes first and truth comes second just stop for a minute and smile
You: Everybody look to their left

Shark Boy: *looks to the left*

You: EVERYBODY LOOK TO THEIR RIGHT

Shark Boy: *looks to the right*

You: Can you feel that yeah?

Shark Boy: I can feel ittttt

Sangdo

You: Close your eyes. Go to sleep

Sweet Horror: The last line was familiar

You: It's the same as Jeff the Killer 😂

Sweet Horror: Know my love is all around

You: OPPAAAAA!!!
You: SANGDO OPPAAAA!!!!
You: SARANGHAEYO OPPAAA!!!

Sweet Horror: Dream in peace. When you wake, you will know I'm still with you

You: Good night Sangdo oppa

Nakta
(Tbh, I will name him like this if I ever have his number ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: What if I try swinging to a tree to another?
You: Just like Tarzan do
You: Would I be injured?
You: Hypothetically speaking

Prostate King: Well yeah. Or worse, you could die
Prostate King: Don't tell me you're going to imitate him?
Prostate King: Do I need to go your apartment?

You: Nooooo
You: Just answer my question

Prostate King: How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

You: 1 and a half