The Secrets Of Brilliant Students

What Exactly Is A Nerd?

      To start off, a nerd is not a human being. They are just using our form as a shell for their abnormal minds. The nerd is a creature who's entire purpose is to annoy the crap out of us normal humans with their extraordinary grades and their ability to adapt to any situation. The nerd lives to please their overlords (or Teachers as we know them). Their every breath revolves around their school work and their every action controlled by either the overlord, or their parental units. What is a parental unit you may ask? Well its kind of like our normal parents except a whole hell of a lot stricter. They spend hours looking over their "child" as they work on their homework given to them by The Overlords. Then after they are done, they receive their meal rations, and then go to recharge for the night at around the time of 1930 (7:30 PM for us normal humans). Sometimes if they get done early, their parental units allow them free time, in which they may study, or spend the rest of their day playing video games. They never go outside and throw footballs or play basketball. In fact one of the common known weakness of the nerd is sunlight. Now you may be asking, they get to school somehow, How can it be their weakness if they are exposed to it in the morning. I have a very simple answer for you, They obviously use sunscreen, not 30 or lower SPF like normal people, no, they use 100 SPF Ultra Sun Protection Sun Block, only exclusive to nerds, it wares off after a while, so they must go inside immediately after going home. They are only allowed to use one layer a day because that the sun block is very expensive (About Two-Hundred dollars a bottle). But enough about the basics, let us move on to the more important information. There are two main types of nerds that exist in our world, The Camouflaged Nerd, and The Obvious Nerd.

        The Camouflaged Nerd is usually disguised as a popular kid, who is actively involved in sports and hangs out and flirts with popular girls/guys, but in the classroom, their minds take over. It may be very hard to detect this kind, as they often pretend not to pay attention, elongate their work so that they are one of the last people to turn in their work, or ask for help from the Overlord although they don't need it. The Camouflaged Nerd stays hidden among the crowd and tends to not be discovered easily. They sunlight weakness does not apply to this kind, as their body easily adapts to the sunlight and physical activity they endure outside, this kind usually does play outside with normal kids, but enjoys video games just the same, he also tends to be harsh to the Overlords but they both are in agreement in order to hide their identity. Their parental units tend to be less strict about their grades but when no one is around, they are just like the other type of nerds. Their apparel consists of unusually expensive clothing, and their Letterman jackets. They tend to act playful and careless like a normal jock, but now that you know how to identify one, it should be easier to be able to point one out.

        The Obvious Nerd, basically nothing that I need to explain here, just that they are like the Camouflaged Nerd except that the sunlight rule applies to them. They do not hang out with the popular crowd or participate in any physical activities. They are already outcasts in the world and tend to steer clear from attention. Nothing too special about them.

        I hope this book helps you identify nerds, and be able to protect yourselves from their contagious acts, and ensure humanity's survival. I do hope you enjoy, The Secrets Of Brilliant Students!