I'm going to do a song summary thing for two musicals. Hamilton and Heathers.
Hamilton first. *Dirk voice* HERE WE GO!
Alexander Hamilton: hi.
Aaron Burr, sir: just a bunch of words that rhyme with sir
My Shot: FriENDs
The Story of Tonight: Beer and Pretending to Be Deep
Schuyler Sisters: #SquadGoals
Farmer Refuted: nobody cares, england.
You'll Be Back: BYE BITCH
Right Hand Man: helps pls
Winters Ball: womanizers.
Helpless: I LOVE YOU SIR JEFFERS! Marry Me Rebecca!
Satisfied: I cant get no satisfaction reprise
Story of Tonight(reprise): Ooh, Burr actually had sex!
Wait for it: THEODOSIA IS MINE SO FUCK OFF
Stay Alive: Charles Lee FuCkEd Up.
Ten Duel Commandments: ah fuck
Meet Me Inside: Ooh you in trouble
That would be Enough: Eliza=totally preggers
Guns and Ships: DIS BOI IS ON FIIIIIRE!!
History has its Eyes on You: try not to die challenge!
Yorktown: America's a Thing now!!
What comes next: Bye, fam. Don't come whining when the haters hate.
Dear Theodosia: children
Laurens Interlude: ... we're not gonna talk abt it
Nonstop: lots of writing and hellfire
What'd I miss: JEFFERSHIT'S BACK!
Part 1 of Hamilton summaries! Baiiiiii fam!!!
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