Bangtan Group Chat (COMPLETE)

-5-Diss rap battle gone wrong (Pt.1)

-J-angel named the group DissRapTimeu-

Daegu's Sweg: you will lose morons~

J-angel: try me bish~

Daegu's Sweg: sure J-bish~ ;)

JungCook: I'm joining too modafuckers~

Mario's Bae: boy! What did we say about s words? Huh? Does your ass needs some spanking?

JungCook: sorry...

RM in the streets: y'all know you got no chance to win against the real God of rap? ~ I hope you're aware of that

Jimin Got 6Packs: I'm joining too! I feel like dissing Hobie hyung for stalking me these days

Daegu's Sweg: tell me you didn't...

J-angel: wut? Y'all know I love Jiminie so much! ~ <3

Jimin Got 6Packs: I'm giving u a yellow card bish!

Daegu's Sweg: when is this battle starting??

J-angel: until everyone joins~

Diss God V: YO! ~~~ TURN UP! CHILL YO TITS! ~~~~

RM in the streets: hehe Tae is here, only Jin eomma left

Jimin Got 6Packs: where is our eomma RapMon appa?

RM in the streets: oh wait! I saw him just now! He's in his room... -_-'

J-angel: lemme guess...

J-angel: he's checking his reflection in the mirror... urgh this hyung seriously...

Daegu's Sweg: can't wait anymore!!! I will go break that freaking mirror into a million of pieces!!

J-angel: ya don't! that's gonna bring you bad luck for at least one year

Daegu's Sweg: alright, no offence Namjoonie but.... Living with RM under the same roof is already a bad luck so what could go bad?

J-angel: hmm true tho kkkkk you got a point bro

RM in the streets: f y'all...shitheads...

Mario's Bae: urgh stop nagging y'all, I just needed to look at this beautiful face to heal my eyes~

Diss God v: why tho? Do your eyes hurt eomma?

Jimin Got 6Packs: Jin eomma I think we spoiled you way too much by telling you you're handsome

JungCook: while we actually only did that for the sake of the TV shows~

Diss God V: nah wait kids, I think I know what's going on~ Jin eomma wasn't wearing his glasses while looking into the mirror!~ XD

Daegu's Sweg: now it makes sense, thanks Taehyung-ah~

Diss God V: you're welcome my Daegu bro~

J-angel: seriously kids! Let's start our diss rap battle now!~ who wanna go first?

Mario's Bae: me morons! I got a few words to say for my "lovely" maknae line~

J-angel: so? No one?

Diss God V: ouch, did Jin hyung get ignored just now? ~

Jimin Got 6Packs: me! Me! Meee! ~~~

J-angel: our cute lil' mochi boy! ~ go ahead~ but first tell us who you're gonna diss

Jimin Got 6Packs: hahaha

J-angel: ??

Jimin Got 6Packs: of course U bish~ there I go~

Jimin Got 6Packs: A Yo~ J-Bish nim the god of those disturbing aegyo!~

Jimin Got 6Packs: Yo!~ if I were ya! I would act my age! Yo!

Jimin Got 6Packs: you and I R like fire with water! ~ so we're no match for one another! ~

Daegu's Sweg: not bad Jiminie, not bad~

J-angel: T^T alright... who's next?

Diss God V: V! ~~~~

J-angel: yeah sure

Diss God V: I feel like dissing Yoongi hyung, my Daegu bro~

RM in the streets: Ooh! ~ things are now interesting! ~

Daegu's Sweg: and why you chose me kiddo?

Diss God V: I will start diss raping and you'll soon know why! ~

Diss God V: Yo! SUGA nim aka AGUST D! ~ Ma Daegu bro! ya should know your taste is jamless! ~

Diss God V: You always choose that shorty Jamless kid over me! And this makes me wonder if you're just like him jamless!

Mario's Bae: uh someone tell him pls...

RM in the streets: I will

RM in the streets: uh V... you're so adorable, I care a lot about you, and I really like you, but lemme tell you that...you're not rapping here, you're only dissing your hyung

Diss God V: NO ONE INTERRUPTS THE DISS GOD!

J-angel: wait! Don't argue! I got an idea then~

JungCook: wut?

J-angel: you guys know about those #ChristmasWithBTS or #ThanksgivingWithBTS?

Mario's Bae: those ARMYs' memes posts? Yeah? Wut about that?

J-angel: let's simply roast each other like in those posts, not rap~ this is gonna be easier

JungCook: there's nothing the golden maknae can't do~

J-angel: so? ~

RM in the streets: not bad, deal~

Daegu's Sweg: deal bishes~

Mario's Bae: I'm in morons! ~

Diss God V: Jungkook!

JungCook: ??

Diss God V: you will lose!!!

JungCook: . . .

Jimin Got 6Packs: I wanna win! ~

J-angel: this is how it will go, the loser gotta admit the defeat! ~ alright?

Mario's Bae: okay, seems pretty fair and simple