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mika.chu has reopened the chat! 15:00
mika.chu: hey asshats
gaycouch: sup
mika.chu: litteraly 5 of you read that message yet only haru responded
mika.chu: thanks
mika.chu: btw im adding someone to this chat
meowz123: who?
mika.chu: my brother okay prepare urselves
mika.chu added bread._.boi to the chat!
bread._.boi: hey
gaycouch: hello
verycherry<3: hi!!!
bread._.boi: wow theres a  lot of people in this chat
mika.chu: yea ik haru added like every human hes ever encountered when we first made it
gaycouch: ;)
mika.chu: introduce urselves losers
mika.chu: i'll start im mika im ur sister and you suck
bread._.boi: thanks ily
gaycouch: im haru and im majoring in robotics and computer "hacking" so like im really smart but also gay
grannycakes: im naiyo and kyo is my brother also i love mika <3
mika.chu: <3
caramelly: lol
gaycouch: AWWWW
meowz123: im kyo and i like cats also dont give me eggs
verycherry<3: sorry kyo!!:(
meowz123: its okay!
verycherry<3: oh tthats right sorry im cherry hello! i love pink! and cats :3!
courtneysdumb has rejoined the chat!
courtneysdumb: yo im back what happened
courtneysdumb: oh new person hello
bread._.boi: hey
mika.chu: we were just introducing ourselves
courtneysdumb: oh okay
courtneysdumb: well im courntney and i like musicals and im melanies twin
courtneysdumb: also shes way better and smarter than me but i can sing better so ha
caramelly: lol
caramelly: im melanie and i like pastel things and girls
caramelly: also im the cooler twjn
courtneysdumb: 😂
courtneysdumb: no
gaycouch: shit did ash leave again
grannycakes: haha loser
gaycouch added burntsoul to the chat!
burntsoul: no fuck off
burntsoul has left the chat!
verycherry<3: lol
gaycouch has added burntsoul to the chat!
burntsoul: EVERYTIME I GET ADDED TO THIS GODDAMN CHAT MY PHONE BREAKS
burntsoul: 540 FUCKING MESSAGES
burntsoul: HOW THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE TALK THAT MUCH
bread._.boi: oh jesus
grannycakes: lolololol
mika.chu: INTRODUCE YOURSELF GODDAMNIT ASSHOLE
burntsoul: WHAT
burntsoul: WHO IS "bread._.boi" LOL
mika.chu: MY BROTHER NOW SAY UR NAME AND SOMETHING ABOUT YOU YOU WORTHLESS SOCK
burntsoul: fine holy shit
burntsoul: im ash/ace and i despise everything and everyone in this chat ok bbye
burntsoul has left the chat!
gaycouch has added burntsoul to the chat!
bread._.boi: lol ok
bread._.boi: theres still like one person who hasn't said anything
courtneysdumb: oh yea thats olli hes never on
bread._.boi: oh okay
bread._.boi: thats right i never introduced myself okay im hiro and i enjoy twitter and bread puns
verycherry<3: cool!
gaycouch: nice
courtneysdumb: why'd you join the chat
mika.chu: I ADDED HIM BC HES LONELY AND NEEDS A BOYFRIEND
bread._.boi: omg no im not gay
caramelly: dw hunny we all are
burntsoul: im not
gaycouch: lol
grannycakes: lol
courtneysdumb: lol
verycherry<3: lol!
meowz123: lol
mika.chu: lol
grannycakes: lol
caramelly: lol
courtneysdumb: lol
gaycouch: lol
mika.chu: ok stop now
meowz123: lol
meowz123: SORRY IT DELAYED
mika.chu: it's alright
grannycakes: lol
mika.chu: ok that wasnt delayed ur just a bitch
grannycakes: ;)

19:00
oliver.the.nerd: hi
oliver.the.nerd: oh no i came too late
meowz123: hey olli
oliver.the.nerd: oh hi kyo
oliver.the.nerd: what did i miss ?
meowz123: lots of shit

End of chapter one

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