It was a bright, sunny day in California. Everything was good in the 'hood that Mark Hoppus ls in.
He was enjoying his breakfast and watching porn on his laptop. Matt was taking a shower at the time.
Since Mark could not join him, he decided to eat corn flakes and watch hot milfs.
After a few minutes, Matt heard some strange middle aged women moans and decided to get out of the shower.
He made his way to the kitchen, fearing that Mark was cheating on him.
"Fuck me harder daddy!" One of the voices said.
Matt ran to the kitchen only to see Mark eating with one hand and rubbing his dick with the other. His hand was in his pants but Matt still knew he was touching himself. He relaxes.
"I thought you had a woman in our house," Matt said.
Mark jumped, "I didn't see you there! Don't sneak up on me when I'm jacking off! You might scare me and make me bust a nut early."
Mark doesn't pause the porn, and the shitty acting and bad tit jobs are still noticeable. "Can you at least pause that?" Matt asks.
"But it's just getting good!" Mark frowned. "Leave me alone."
"What you should be doing is getting all your shit together to go on this tour!" Matt nagged.
"What are you.. my mom?!?!" Mark rolled his eyes, as you can see he was acting like he still had teen angst in him.
When Mark finished his cereal, he got up to go pack his suitcase. He grabbed as many shirts from his closet as he could fit and stuffed them inside.
Then he realized he didn't have room for pants, socks, or boxers.
"I'll just stuff it all in Matt's suitcase." He sighed, grabbing the rest of us clothes and shoving matt's suitcase open. "What the fuck..?"
He slowly put his clothes down on the bed and stared at the case. "Matt!?"
The blonde rushed into the room, "What happened? Are you hurt?!"
"What the fuck is this!?" Mark asked, reaching into the suitcase and pulling out a diaper.
"Why are you looking through my stuff!?" Matt asked, rushing to shut his suitcase. "Does privacy mean anything to you?!"
Mark just stares at Matt. "Why are there diapers in your suitcase."
Matt is silent.
"Adult diapers." He adds.
Matt grabs his suitcase and pulls it off of the bed, rushing towards the door.
"Dude what the fuck?!?" Mark asks as Matt storms out of the room.
Matts face is red. 'Is this actually happening..' he thinks to himself. Did Mark actually find out about his life long secret of being a human baby?!?
"Matt! Come back! Just talk to me baby!" Mark shouts as he runs after Matt.
Matt only runs faster and speeds out of the house and into his car. He drives away and the only place he can think to go is his friend's house. His friend knew about his secrets, and didn't judge.
Meanwhile, Mark got on his laptop, exiting pornhub and going to google.
He thought about what to type in, before deciding on 'I found diapers in my boyfriend's room'
Several results come up for something called an Adult BabyAfte. Someone who pretends to be a baby for fun.
He found a website with a chat room where there were people actively sharing their stories and talking to each other.
