What goes on in my head...

WELCOME TO MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

I turn around slowly to face you. "WELCOME TO NARNIA, CHILD." I turn my army of velociraptors on you and laugh hysterically as you scream in terror and are eaten alive. I proceed to take your remains and - WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!?

Wow, I sure know how to get people to like me.

Anyway, this is a book about what goes on in my head (hence the title). If you don't like weirdness, randomness, and stuff that just doesn't make sense, please, for your own good, don't read this.

Also, I defiantly did not interrupt a Satanic ritual in order to write this. Nope. Why would you even think that?

(For the record, I don't even know what a Satanic ritual is. It just sounded like something dangerous and weird and all that other cool stuff, so I put it in there.)

(Okay, I just looked it up. Wow.)

(I'm going to stop using parentheses now.)

Yeah, not a Satanic ritual.

Anyway, this is basically my rant book/book about random stuff that nobody cares about.

But you already knew that.

Anyway, bye.

EAT YOUR PIZZA, KIDZ!!