Dillyn Troy Imagines

|12-Hatin' A*s|

" Hello" I answered as my best friend called me.

" What's Up Best Friend" Dillyn said. " What's Poppin' Witcha"

" Nothin' Much" I said looking at my makeup in the mirror. " Just Finished My Makeup, About To Get Dressed. Whatchu Doin"

" Gettin' Dressed Fa' What?" He asked. " Wheya' Ya' Goin' At This Time?"

I looked at my phone to see what time it was.

7:34 PM

" Helllooo" He stretched out the word. " Ya' Don't Heya' Meh Talkin' To Yo' Ass"

" No I Hear You" I said. " Umm. I Got A Date Actually"

" A Date!" He exclaimed. " Wit' Who?"

" This Dude I Met" I said.

" Mm" He said. " Wheya' Y'all Goin'?"

" To Red Lobster" I said. " You Know That's My Favorite Place"

" Typical Pick Up Restaurant" He mumbled. " What Time He Pickin' Ya' Up?"

" Dillyn Shut Yo' Hatin' Ass Up" I said rolling my eyes at my hating ass best friend. " You Always Got Some Shit To Say"

" I Ain't Hatin'" He said. " The Fuck I Gotta Hate Fa'"

" Mm" I said. " Someone Sounds Jealous"

" Jealous Of What Ma' Nigga" He asked. " How The Fuck Ima Be Jealous?"

" You Ain't Got No Bitch And I Got A Nigga So You're Mad" I said putting him on speaker and putting my phone on my bed. " Why You Don't Want Me To Have A Nigga Witcho Jealous Ass?"

" Fuck A Bitch Ya' Heard Meh" He said. " A Nigga Love Bein' Single. Ain't Got No Bitch To Be All Ova' Ma' Shit. Stressin' A Nigga Out All The Time. And I Fuck Any Bitch I Want"

" And You Can Get Any Disease That They Give You So Shut Yo' Bitter Ass Up" I said and he started laughing. " I'm Yo' Best Friend. I Know You Want A Girl"

" Maybe That" He said. " But It's Still Fuck A Bitch. And Fuck A Thot Ya' Heard Meh"

" What About A Hoe?" I said grabbing my clothes out of my closet.

" They The Same Shit" He said.

" A Thot Is Worse Than A Hoe In My Opinion" I said. " A Thot Fuck Any Nigga Just To Fuck Him. A Hoe Fuck A Nigga To Get Her Shit Paid. I'm Not Defending Either One But I'm Just Telling You The Difference"

" Ya' Right" He said. " And Don't Think I Ain't See The Way Ya' Tried Ta' Change The Subject. What Time This Nigga Pickin' Ya' Up? Don't Tell Meh' Ya' Gotta Drive"

" No He Pickin' Me Up At 8" I said. " We Goin' To The One By My House"

" Oh" He said. " That's Cute"

" Bye Dillyn" I said. " Get Yo' Hatin' Ass Off My Phone"

" Bye" He said laughing and I hung up the phone.