Ask The Creepypastas

Me: Sup bros!Welcome to Ask The Creepypastas

BEN:Got any questions?

Me:Nope! :D

Jane:Then how come how come you're making this at 10:30pm.Everyone's asleep!

Me:I know,I made some questions up.Lets get started

Jeff:You know everything about us

Me:Not EVERYTHING...sorry...

Slendy:Just the basics

Me:Thanx slendy!Someone understands

BEN:stop saying stuff and ask

Me:calm down shorty

BEN:I'm not short,I'm fun sized

Jane:that's not a lot of fun

BEN:shut up,Emo!

Jane:Who you calling Emo?

Hoodie:BEN,you shouldn't have done that

BEN:Don't steal my line

Hoodie:I wasn't trying to,gosh

Slendy:Does Nicole have to put soap in your mouth,again?

BEN:Sure,why not

Me:*takes out 5 bars of soap*Someone strap BEN to a chair

Jeff:I will! Can I hit him with a frying pan?

Hoodie:Why do you need a frying pan?

Jeff:To knock him out,duh

Me:Do it,I could care less

BEN:just do-*gets hit by a frying pan*

Jeff:was that hard enough?

Jane:I think you broke his skull

Me:Anyway when I'm done,Imma go eat cheesecake

Masky:Cheesecake?

Slendy:Great.Its the cheesecake hellhound

Me:Shut up Slendy! Why are you calling him a cheesecake hellhound if you never had it yourself.

Everyone but Slendy:Oooooooooooo!!!!!

Slendy:that was hurtful

Masky:that was the truth

Jeff: we already wasted enough time.Get to the questions

Me:Fine,first question is for Jane,why did jeff kill your parents?

Jane:I dunno

Jeff:My sanity snapped

Jane:I don't really care

Jeff:LIU

Liu: (from downstairs) what?

Jeff:Come here with your chainsaw

Liu:No

Jeff:5 trays of Oreos

Liu:*runs upstairs with chainsaw* what is it?

Jane:why the chainsaw?

Jeff:One word,revenge

Liu:bye bye Jane

Jane:No please,spare my life

Masky:This happened so fast

Hoodie:I know

The rest nods in agreement

Jane:This won't be the last of me *stabbed by chainsaw*

Liu:DONE!! Where dem Oreos?

Jeff:In the very last cabinet in the kitchen

Liu:Thanks Jeff

Me:*staring in shock and sadness* I'll stop asking questions like that?I don't want that to happen again

Slenderman notices that BEN is still on the floor

Slendy:Um,aren't you forgetting something? *points down at ben*

Me:Oops,forgot.Jeff,Masky,Hoodie Go strap BEN with rope to the toilet as tight as you can.Also close the lid

Masky,Jeff,and Hoodie:Yes ma'am

Meanwhile

Me:Thank you,time to get started * takes the soap and rubs it inside ben's mouth*

-2 hours later-

BEN: I feel fresh

Slendy:Yay! It worked

Me:Of course it did,now back to my questions

BEN:Why are the questions yours? You have other people here to

Me: I made up the questions,duh

BEN: makes sense now,ask the questions

Me: okay,BEN,are you scared of water?

BEN: nope not at all

Jeff:*walks in with a cup of water* you you go ben

BEN:*turns around and slaps the cup out of Jeff's hands* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Nicole,Jeff is trying to drown me again

Jeff:With a cup of water?

BEN: yes with a freakin cup of water

Jeff:Whatever

Me:Jeff,be nice.So what if he is still scared of water,I'm not scared of any of you

Jeff:*pulls out knife* what did you say?

Slendy:*takes out tentacles*

Liu:Im fine with that

Masky and Hoodie: us also

Me:I said I'm not scared of any of you,that's what I said

Slendy:*holds me up by the tentacles*

Jeff:*puts knife on my neck* How are you not scared of us?Tell me

Me:I don't have to if I want to

Jeff:Tell me or I will make you Go To Sleep

Me:Fine if you really wanna know so badly. I look you guys up on the internet

Jeff:*Puts his knife away*

Slendy:Sorry about that *puts me down*

Me:That's okay

Jeff:*sits in the cormorant of darkness* read the next questions

Masky:Since when did we get the darkness eyeless jack

Eyeless Jack:Since I had my 10th kidney

BEN:typical Jack

Me:Okay next question is to slendy

Slendy:Finally a question for me

Me:What is your real name?

Slendy:Not saying

Trendy:RICHARD!!!!

Slendy:great now you know

Me:*laughing on the ground* Richard! *trying to breath* Priceless name for someone who is faceless

Slendy:What about your name,Nicole?

Me:*gets all serious* listen here Richard *giggles* my name is rare in the U.S ,so I suggest you shut up

BEN:ouch! Slendy got burned by a girl who is not a Creepypasta

Hoodie:Stop being mean to Rich- I mean slendy

Me:Okay guys that's all for now! Leave some questions and dares also,BYE!!

Everyone:BYE :D