Clashgirldiva: Jeff,would you date me?
Nixon: *breathes in deeply and screams* JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: ow!! I'm right next to you!! What is it?!
Nixon: *shoves question in Jeff's face*
Jeff: stop it!! I'll call the cops on you!!
Nixon: but....wait your a killer so I'll just say I did it for fun and they will send you to jail
Jeff: point taken *reads question and blushes* I-I'm currently dating someone at the moment but if it doesn't work out then I will date you *smiles*
Sally: who are you dating?! *yells from behind Jeff*
Jeff: *falls of the couch* What the-?! Stop yelling!!
Sally: Nixon taught me *smiles and laughs*
Nixon: *eyes turn derpy* Yesh I taught mah sally dat
Jeff: You are so weird Nixon
Nixon: Thanks! :D
Jeff: -_-
Sally: who are you dating?
Jeff: w-well it's BEN
Sally: *jaw drops*
Nixon: *squeals and jumps on the couch* MY DREAM CAME TRUE!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
Jeff: shut up Nixon
Nixon: NEVA!!!!!!!!!!
BEN: *walks in the room* What's going on?
Nixon: Jeff is dating you!!!!
BEN: *blushes* y-yeah
Nixon: I'm so happy!! *runs to room and screams happily* OMFG ITS TRUE!!!
Clashgirldiva: wow Jeff. Would you hit @bwsweetpea with a frying pan? Tehe
Jeff: well I just read her bio and she's your best friend so yes I would
Slender: why?
Jeff: Cause normal people do that
Slender: Jeff,that's not normal
Sally: It is to rapunzel
Jeff: See!
BEN: it's just a movie
Jeff: A really good movie
Sally: Agreed
Nixon: *comes back* I'm back
BEN: what happened? The place went silent
Nixon: I fainted :D
BEN: Why?
Nixon: Cause I'm shipping you two
Jeff: What?!
Nixon: It's normal!
Sally: That's all for today :D leave more comments
BEN: vote
Jeff: and follow
Everyone: Bye!
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