Chapter1: Annoying Stuff Girls Do

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Today our topic is Annoying Stuff Girls Do. By the end of this chapter you will know what guys find annoying about girls. You will dig a little deeper into our brains. Enjoy!

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Seth: Alright. I will be asking a question and you guys answer. Okay? Ok.

Jason: huh?

Jesse: do u or do u not-..wait wat?

Jace: what's the question?

Justin: bring ittttt

Dylan: let me ask it for you. Do you have a dick?

Travis: what is it?

Jack: LET IT GO LET IT GOOOOOO TURN MY BACK-..*mumbles the rest*

Seth: What are some annoying Stuff Girls Do?

Jason: probably complain and complain and also complain too. Example *girly voice* I'm on period OMG I HATE IT! Like uh I Care why?

Jesse: or "my boobs are smallllll nooooooo whyyyyyyy" BITCH IDK EAT MASH POTATOES OR SOMETHING! Also, Question you "where were u hm? Huh? Fucking a girl rite? U WERE FUCKING A GIRL!!!!!"

Jace: jealousy. That is seriously the most annoying shit a girl can do. Like *girly voice,gasps* DID U JUST LOOK AT THAT GIRL???? HOW DARE U!!!! *goes on fb and changed status to single*

Dylan: so do have a dick Seth?

Justin: I'm horny

Travis: talk. Yeah when they talk.

Jack: TURN MY BACK AND CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!! Ah ha! That's how it goes

Seth: You sound like a dying walrus jack. And Yes Dylan are u forgetting ur the one with the vagina? If u had a chance to change something about a girl what would it be?

Jason: guys just look at Dylan he like has the poker face on rite now.

Jesse: VAGINAAAAA

Justin: Vaginas everywhere!!!!!!

Jace: *points at Dylan's area* OVER THERE!!!!!!

Dylan: why are u hating on my dick

Travis: correction VAGINA

Jack: We should interview Dylan. How does it feel to have a vagina? WHY do u have a vagina? Do you play with ur self often? Does ur vagina have a dick friend?

And we are done for this round THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING IT PERFECT!

Jesse: yup no problem bro.

NOTE THE SARCASM

Jesse: oh.

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