-Desiree shuts her phone off, grabs her purse and throws it in there
Desiree: Cant believe you cheating on me with an ole Mexican Bitch
Roc: i dont even date you!
Desiree: YOU WASNT SAYING THAT WHEN YOU WERE ON TOP OF ME YOU FUCKING MONKEY, BIG LIPPED ASS CHIWAHWAH LOOKING ASS NIGGA
Roc: bitch who tf you talking to? this my car aka my shit, we are so close to the damn animal shelter, I will pick yo ass up and put you in there so damn quick, yo eyebrows will spin
Desiree: ...damn nigga....you aint have to threaten me...you know they looking fa me.... *starts crying and faces the window*
Roc: aww desiree *turns to her*.. *tries to comfort her* i didnt mean it like that...
Desiree: *looks at him in his eyes* you sure?
Roc: yeah,
-Roc and Desiree stare in each others eyes, and they slowly make their way to kiss each
Desiree: SIKE *starts thot laughing and pulls out her lipgloss* Jhu thought you finna get yo dick sucked AHA, you thought you was finna get some top? some head? you thought you was going to get that slob on the knob, like corn on the cob huh? ahhhhaaaa *applies her lip gloss to her lips* You shouldnt have been cheating, Thinking that you slick...... *rolls tongue*
Roc: .............Fuck you *starts driving*
Desiree: *looks at Roc* You mad or naw? *looks at him at an aerial angle
Narrator: PAUSE if you dont know what "aerial angle" is, take yo ass to Dictionary.com prior to this .....
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Desiree: *looks at him at an aerial angle* Mad or naw? ahhhhaaaa you angry? you mad? please, Im mad you out here getting you some puerto rican pussy.
Roc: Lawd, Bless me with the strength
Ray: *comes up from the car floor* YASSSS JESUSSSSS BLESS HIM WITH THE STRENGTH
Roc: Sup Ray
Ray: sup nigga,
Desiree: *panics* omg! you scurd me half to death Rai Rai
Ray: its pronounced Ray,
Desiree: I can pronounce it however the fuck I feel like, you stair step teeth having motherfucka
Ray: *grabs Desiree's weave off* I know you ain't trinna flame with yo alpaca looking ass, baldheaded ass, I got more hair on my balls then you do on yo head, shame *rolls down his window and throws Desiree's weave out*
Desiree: 😱😱😱 MY WEAVEEEEE *looks out the window* THAT COST ME 99 CENTS!!!
Ray: go get it.
Desiree: how?
Ray: *opens Desiree's door and pushes her out*
Desiree: NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEE *stops* oo I found my weave, * puts her weave on * do I look ok?
Her Baby: oooohhh shit momma fuck et up honey booboo childdd
Desiree: *smiles and pats her weave down* ik ik *takes out her phone* SELFIEEEE
-the baby tears through her vagina to put the peace sign up for the selfie
Desiree: *looks at it* OOO this cute *starts to walk home*
MEANWHILE IN ROC'S CAR...
Ray: I can't believe you were bout to kiss her bruh, tf wrong with you
Roc: I was getting caught up in the moment
Ray: you need a fucking flea shot now. Damn, I'm getting all types of sores just thinking bout that nasty shit,
Roc: well she is my girlfriend
Ray: but you don't claim her tho just like you don't claim Prehia baldheaded ass
Roc: who that? *thinks* OHHHHHHHH that hoe, Welp. I don't want to be embarrassed
Ray: you already embarrassed yo self by talking to her , what harm of claiming her can do?
Roc: true... But Ray, on some real shit, can I tell you something?
Ray: sure anything bruh
Roc: I think I'm the father of Desiree's baby
Ray: WTF!? NIGGA WHAT TF I TOLD YOU ABOUT FUCKING ANIMALS OMG YOU GOT AIDS
Roc: no I don't..
Ray: YOU GOT A FUCKING MONKEY PREGNANT
Roc: she's not a monkey..
Ray: I TOLD THEM TO STOP LETTING YOU WATCH ANIMAL PORN BUT NOOOOOO *waves his hands and mocks Walt* "it's just a teenager thing" NAW NIGGA THIS NIGGA WATCHING ANIMALS FUCKING. NOW YOU GOT A FUCKING HORSE BABY
Roc: she's not a horse...
Ray: TF IS SHE AIN'T, that nigga not no where human, last week I saw her sending text messages to her home planet
Roc: wow, this is why I don't tell you anything 😏
Ray: don't get an attitude with me, you the one fucking chimpanzees
