Original Character Review

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Before I say anything about this Oc, I am going to firstly admit that I have made characters of my own. Some of them were cringey and needed to die, but others weren't too bad. One wonderful thing about humans is that we learn from our mistakes. At least most of us do. Some of us never change. But I've been doing my best on making characters better and balancing theirs quirks and perks.

Anyway, lets get into this abomination.

Art:
Ok, the art really isn't that bad. If you coloured it right. I mean mean, the line consistency is fair, the style is cute I guess, but the colouring is just...no. Don't do it. And the species is a komodo dragon. You didn't even spell fucking komodo right. But that's not what I'm focusing on. The colours on this thing are said to be "tribal" but I'm pretty sure there isn't a tribe of komodo dragons that stand on two legs wandering the deserts or forests. Not to mention, I don't really see much tribal things including an obvious shade of purple and blue. ANOTHER THING. Komodo dragons are dark green and gray so they can blend in with their surroundings. Its this new thing called camouflage.
Here's what an actual komodo dragon looks like;

Here's what an actual komodo dragon looks like;

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Damn. Its stands on FOUR legs, it has a little bit of YELLOW on its neck, its mostly gray and dark green. If you were in a forest, you wouldn't see this thing if you weren't paying close attention. But if you were in a forest and you saw this Draka walking around SIX FEET TALL you would probably be drunk.

Name:
Ok. I can cope with it. Although, I don't think that's even an actual name. Maybe if you were from HELL.

Species:
That is not a komodo dragon. You didn't even fucking spell it right. If you want to make an animal Oc, do Some research! KOMODO DRAGONS DON'T HAVE TITS! THEY DON'T HAVE LARGE BLACK SPIKES! THEY DON'T HAVE PURPLE FINGER TIPS! THEY DON'T HAVE HORNS ON THE SIDES OF THEIR HEADS! THEY DON'T HAVE HAIR, EITHER! OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT SHIT ON IT'S HEAD IS! No! I'm feeling like that one guy off of Crocodile Dundee who was about to jump off of some building in New York. He said he had been betrayed and he had nothing to live for.
I love komodo dragons.
Have you all forsaken me?

Age:
Ok. 16? Is this a new species? This thing looks pretty young, and animals live by different aging rules. I think this is a furry...

Height:
KOMODO DRAGONS DON'T STAND UP! THEREFORE, THEY CANNOT BE 6'4! NONONONO NO NO NO.
NO!
What has the human minds in this world come to? What has it come to? Really?

Weight:
Ok, for one, no one cares about you weight. No one.
But it seems overly disproportionate. I'm almost five feet (not too fat) and I weigh that much. And that dragon's not very skinny. That's just really disproportionate. Simply disproportionate.

Well, that's all I feel like typing up. Goodbye, fuckers. Goodbye.

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