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Jeonjungkook1 messaged you!

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Kookie: Hi.

Yoongi: Wtf do you want john cook

Kookie: Taehyung said i should dm you...

Yoongi: Why would you listen to him

Yoongi: The guy thinks ducks should be our superior

Kookie: Omfg 😂

Kookie: I can see him saying that

Kookie: You're funny Yoongi~

Yoongi: Thanks. Now leave me tf alone

Kookie: Wait. Im sorry for coming across as a dick...  If youd just give me a chance then youd know im a pretty nice guy

Yoongi: Oh yeah. It was so sweet of you to make fake dms which ended up making all of korea think jimins a slut

Kookie: So ive made little mistakes.. Its ok.

Kookie: Im owning up to them and ive been going to Christian group every wednesday at 5. Im not a snakeu like satan. Ive been extra good 😇

Yoongi: Why do you even want to talk to me. Go away?

Kookie: Taehyung said you liked me 😏

Yoongi: i told jimin not to do this wtf 

Yoongi: and that lovesick kid really will do anything jimin says. Jfc im done.

Yoongi: Leave me alone jigglycock. Completely 100% not interested.

Kookie: Yeah right. He sent me screenshots of the screenshots jimin sent him of you confessing that you liked me.

Yoongi: It was a misunderstanding

Kookie: How so?

Kookie: Bc you were actually lowkey referring to jimin the whole time?

Yoongi: Go away you idiot

Kookie: Wait

Kookie: Ok i just.. I obviously figured you were lying when you told jimin you liked me

Kookie: But I mostly am just going through with texting you because I want something..

Yoongi: i dont sell my body sorry

Kookie: i dont want your scrawny pale body

Yoongi: im a college student. I dont have money

Kookie: I DONT WANT MONEY

Yoongi: then what?

Kookie: i want you to introduce me to Kim Seokjin.

Yoongi: the youtuber? Idk the guy wtf

Kookie: of course you do. Youre agust d. Jin mentions you in videos all the time

Yoongi: Does everyone just know this or??

Kookie: No. But I overheard Taehyung telling Hoseok he knew everything in the locker rooms yesterday.

Yoongi: those idiots

Kookie: I want you to introduce me to him.

Kookie: he can shove a whole steak down his throat and hes hot.

Yoongi: Hes also too old for you so no.

Kookie: Please.. I...

Kookie: Idk ive been watching him since he only had like 2k on youtube... Which is a long time since he has 14 million... so ive seen him grow from this cute awkward guy to this sex god daddy lookin type and id die if he at least was my friend

Yoongi: Ill do it... But only bc you said youd die

Kookie: Thats fucked

Yoongi: im obviously kidding.. But seriously whats in it for me

Kookie: Idk. The pleasure of having this conversation with me.

Yoongi: You are the biggest idiot ive ever had the displeasure of meeting. I hope you know that

Kookie: Im joking yoongi-dickface

Kookie: Idk i really just want to know him.. 😏

Yoongi: get out of here

Kookie: in all seriousness... Im starting as an intern at allkidols tomorrow... I'll make sure they dont release stupid fake shit on you anymore

Yoongi: fine.

Yoongi: wait how old are you?

Kookie: 17 

Yoongi: yeah ok fine. Just making sure you arent like 12 trying to hit up a 21 year old

Yoongi: still weird though tbh.