DADDY- YOONMIN

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(Yoongi)
- "MIN YOONGI GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE" yelled jungkook from their shared apartment between jungkook and yoongi, And taehyung who is always here. Taehyung is jungkooks boyfriend. He's strange. He always wears skirts and dresses, and thingys around his neck? I don't know I guess some people are weird.

I groaned in irritation knowing I would have to get up to go to see what juancock wants. The name came from namjoon in Highschool, guess it stuck? It's still funny to be honest.

"Sugaaaaa..." jungkook said extending the 'a'. "Tae tae is gonna move in.." jungkook looked down nervously. I don't know why he already stays here practically every fucking day. I have to deal with their lovey Dovey shit all the time. It gets annoying sometimes but it's okay because jungkook is my friend and whatever makes him happy makes me happy too.

"And this concerns me why? Dude he already practically lives here ?" I chuckled. "He's like glued to your fucking leg, it's creepy, he's like a baby that needs to be taken care of" I continued on.
Jungkook coughed as soon as I said 'a baby that needs to be taken care of'. Strange. Whatever jungkook has always been weird
"Okay I just wanted to make sure it was okay with you before he started moving his stuff in and shit" jungkook said before walking to "his and tae taes room1!!1". 
I guess I sat there thinking for a long time before remembering something sarcastic I could've said to him. So I walked his room, and being the nosey person I am, I listened to him and taehyungs conversation.
"But you have to be a good kitten and not call me daddy around him? Okay kitten?"
A soft "yes daddy" was heard.
"Good boy" shot back.
I froze. What the fuck? Does he have a fucking child living in the house that I don't know of ???.