A man and his wife were having some problems at home and we're giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man realised that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early business flight to new york. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose) he wrote on a piece of paper WAKE ME AT 5AM.
The next morning he woke only to find it was 9 am and he had missed his flight.
Furious he was about to storm downstairs and see why his wife didn't wake him up. But by the bed was a piece of paper that said ITS 5 AM.
Men are not properly equipped for these kind of contests.
