Another story of my stuffies? You bet! This book has more than just pages! No way you might say to yourself! It has CHAPTERS!!! First chapter book I ever made yeah I called them chapter books... because they had chapters. Yet another that I didn't write my age down on but I would assume that I was about 6 or 7.
intreduction {*facepalms* it begins... the misspellings}
A new person is in Piggy's Neighborhood. Her name is pinkky. Piggy is a friend to Pinkky. Pinkky and Piggy love baseball. Pinkky loves pitching. Piggy loves to play center field. Piggy hits a lot of Home run's. Pikky Hit's a lot of of doubles and triples.
Chapter one
Piggy! Piggy! it's time to get up! OK OK! i'm up i'm up! Piggy said.
after breakfast piggy went to shcool. at Piggy's first class. OK class this is my new student Pinkky. She is going to be a deskmate with Piggy. The shcool bell rang. Piggy asced pinkky if she liked baseball. Pinky said "yes".
"whel whould you like to play with me and some buddies?" Piggy asked. "Shur" said Pinkky What time is it? asced pinkky 12:30 said piggy.
Chapter 2
Makeing friends
when piggy and pinkky met, it was easy. but now they are makeing friends. it's pretty hard. it all started one school day. it was time to leave. Dino and some of his friends came past piggy and Pinkky singing. Piggy and pinky sitin in a tree k- i-s-s-i-n-g. (dino is the worst bully in town). it should be t-a-l-k-i-n-g said Piggy. Let's go piggy said to Pinkky. Yeah I think we should go before Dino gets the best of us. piggy said. k-i-s-s-i-n-g or t-a-l-k-i-n-g wats the difres Dino said snikering to him self.
{Its pretty sad that I used to think the last thing Dino said as a bomb of a comeback as my younger self. Not to mention the use of 'wat' like, I use that ironically now but dang.}
Piggy and Pinkky went to the ball park as usulal and started to play ball. after afew hours they went home. they ate lunch and then they hung out. Dino came By. Bet ya 100 bucks, if that Lose a baseball game agist my team. if my team Loses you get 100 Bucks. if my team wins you give me 100 Bucks. Said Dino. your on said Piggy. Come on pinkky Let's Practice. said Piggy. (Piggys team is the best team in one lugue. But Dinos is the Best team in the other Lugue.
it's 12:30 at the baseball park. "what position do you Like to play pikky"? asked Piggy. "pitcher" Pikky said. they played 12:30-2:30.
Chapter 3
Piggys team Practice
OK! Pinky Play Pitcher, Redy play third, gruslen Play catcher, Cody play First, froggy play second, Pepper play short, greeno play riht, greeny play left, piggy play center. Here it comes CRACK! POW! nice Hit coach. nice pitch Piggy said. after five hours of Practiceing they stoped. after a Break they started to play. {in massive like if this was 12 then like 72 font size} CRACK! Piggys team played for a longtime. they had wok up at 6:00 o' clock and they said good By and went home home to eat lunch. after Lunch they started to play. they playe TiLL dinner.
Chapter 4
{nothing... wasn't with the rest of the pages... dangit! I would assume it was just talking about the practicing.. or I could literally just not count right or something..}
Chapter 5
Dino's team pratice
Come on team! we'll lose if we don't practice! yelled Dino. Ok! we are all very good at batting let's get lots of fielding practice. OK! I'll Hit it and all of you Have to field. Or else! get out there now team! OK! oh no! said Dino. there is piggy's team. get out of this field it is acupied pork. the same go's for you skwiele {yeah I have no idea what I meant by that} and you pip skwaces too! git or else! Now pork and your silly baby team. we are not baby's yes you are pipskwaeks.
Chapter 6
The very big game
today is the day of the very Big Game! Dino said. And your team going to Lose, don't be so sure said Piggy.
at the Baseball game: OK! time for the game . IS everyone here said Larry. Yes Sir! evryone said. OK then start! the first ining was esy pinky just ran out to the pitcher mound. wal her team took thair places. She Just sruck out three batters. Froggy Hit a single, cody Hit a double, pinky Hit a triple and pigg Hit a grand slam. greeno,greeny and gruslen struck out. the first ining was over. the sencond ining started.
in the second inning Dino hit a grand slaM and his team mates struck out. {HOW?!??!? His teammates all struck out? How Logic?!? You can only hit grand slam if you have full bases... *facepalms*} piggy's team just struck out. so the third innning started.
Well.. that's it. I thought I finished this! *Rawr of anger* Anyway Piggy's team definitely won so there you go.
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My child stories
Randomstories I wrote as a child... like anywhere from like 5 to maybe 9 soo prepare for the cringe!
