Niall: Zayn
Zayn: Yeah babe?
Niall: Awww you call him babe
Zayn: ??
Niall: I mean me
Niall: you call me babe
Zayn: Haz?
Niall: no
Niall: How could you mistake me for that hot mess
Zayn:
Zayn: ok
Niall: Good night
Zayn: Night
*3:00 am*
Niall: I have a question
Niall: So like, when something is suspicious we say 'Something smells fishy'. Why do we do that? Why is fish-smell suspicious? What did the fish do?
Zayn: Harry what are you doing on Niall's phone
Niall: WHAT?!
Niall: I AM NIALL JAMES HORAN
Niall: 100% IRISH POTATO
Niall: actually I forgot my phone at Nick's house
Zayn: Go to sleep Haz
Niall: Ok
Niall: but really what did the fish do
Zayn has blocked this number*
