Susan was sitting on the couch, she knew she loved him. She jumped off the couch and ran to her phone ready to tell him. Susan turns on her phone calls the number, waiting for him to pick up. The phone continues to ring thoughts are running through her mind. Ways to tell him she loved him, ways to let him know.
Then she hears his voice "Hello this is the rejection hotline"
She knows it's him so she says "I love you, I've loved you ever since you first said that!"
He says "Whoever gave you this number wanted to let you down softly and easily, for our comfort hotline press 2"
She responds with "That line.... I remember the first times you said that"
He says nothing "..."
Susan hangs up.
".........*sigh*......"
Her brother enters. "I heard that whole thing, stop calling the damn rejection hotline to live out your romance fantasies....weirdo....."
A/N
Sorry to all of those people named Susan xD
