My son Sebastian was born on November 10, 2014. He is a little over a year. He knows a lot of words and is working on full sentences. He loves cars and trucks and trains. He pulls Mittens the cat's tail while murmuring "choo choo" and tries to ride Tobi the dog. One time he threw up all over me and I threw up on my stage outfit. That smelled awful. My eyes watered. OK, OK! I will talk about "someting" else. One time (by one time I mean two days ago) he started rapping to "Anaconda" swear words and all. I was so shocked and yelled "watch your dirty mouth!". Instead of crying, I caught him in the bathroom, butt naked, while putting hand sanitizer in his mouth. I told him to explain and Sebastian responded with "Dada! Mouf no cwean!" Then I dialed the number for poison control center! While doing that, I made Sebastian drink a glass of milk. Fortunately, Sebastian had nothing but some throwing up and a tummyache.
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I Am Lin
FanfictionI am Shasta. I am a husky. I live in Southwest Portland, OR in a town called Multnomah Village. Lin is one of my downstairs neighbors. He has a dog named Tobi and a cat named Mittens.
