Princesses Gone Weird

Aurora

The Prince went back to his parents' basement, I MEAN SUPER LUXURIOUS CASTLE, and decided now was the time to wake her up.

He thought, "Maybe after I kiss her and wake her up from her horrible sleep, I'll finally get some action."

He stood over her and looked down at her beautiful brown eyes and purple hair. He started to lean in for a kiss when he felt a hand over his mouth.

"I'm gay, don't kiss me or I will kill you in your sleep." Aurora said sleepily.

"If your happy, why can't I kiss you? And how did you wake up?"

"First of all, gay has other meanings. I like girls you dumbass. Also, I can sense when straight people are near. You were too close."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO GIRLS?!?! WITCH!!! WITCH!!! I WILL BURN YOU AT THE STAKE!!!"

"You mean you couldn't tell?" Moana says, coming out of nowhere, "You really are stupid."

"I WILL BURN ALL OF YOU FOR BEING WITCHES. ONE OF YOU LIKES GIRLS, THE OTHER CAN'T DRINK MILK, AND THE OTHER IS AN ACCOMPLICE." The Prince screamed.

"Can you please stop yelling? I just woke up!!" Aurora said.