He's Sweet Temptation | Yoonmin

Hobi's Cave

Yoongi’s POV

"We here" Jin announced, parking the car near the entry of Hoseok's apartment complex. Luckily, Hobi lived somewhat close to the Campus and the ride took only 10 minutes, but they managed to bicker for three quarters of that time.

Yoongi let his eyes rest on the familiar place. It was a narrow building, old blue painting peeling where the rain and wind had punished the walls through the years. On the front door, an outdated security system.
On the right, rusted gates did their best to isolate the small apartments from the busy street. Not the best choice when it comes to noise pollution on Yoongi's opinion but, whatever, most of those apartments were rented by college students willing to forget the building's problems over the good location anyways.

Honestly, he could never live here, he was a creature for large spaces or he probably would bump on everything trying to move around groggily after waking up. This claustrophobic lifestyle just isn't for him. Even the kitchen here barely accommodates three people simultaneously, what annoyed the shit out of Yoongi whenever he visited his friend and had to help cooking or washing the dishes. But, of course, Hobi didn't let any of that spoil his mood. The only time he showed the slightly of the slightest trace of frustration over his place was when he complained about having no privacy because of the plaster walls. But then again, Hobi embodies sunshine, he's a pretty positive guy, whereas Yoongi was pessimistic and unenthusiastic.

He wonders if this Jimin kid could adapt to his new humble home though. Was he a simple guy like Hobi?

"Kookie's already here. Namjoon hyung is caught on traffic again" Tae told the duo, reading from his phone what was probably Namjoon ranting about Murphy's law and the probability of everything going wrong.

Namjoon and traffic jams were just a terrible combination with potential for at least 5 existential crisis on his part. Cue the emo music.

"I could tell because the building's still intact" was Yoongi's reply, followed soon by a snort from Taehyung.

"Leave Joon alone" Jin reprimanded while typing Hoseok's password "He's trying hard to tame his clumsiness"

"So protective of his crush" Taehyung's face changed to this pervy expressions he used too often. Sly smile, eyes in crescents looking naughty to his side.

Yoongi suppressed a laugh. Both because Tae's silly faces always get him and because Jin's mouth now hanged open. He looked offended as fuck. This is fun.

"For your information I don't have a crush on Kim Namjoon. Not him of all people, he reads Edgar Allan Poe in the bathroom. I mean, really?" Jin scoffed "I just don't like to witness bullying" he stomped his way up the stairs.

"You heard that? Full name being used" Taehyung looked over Yoongi "Souds defensive to me" He singed, doing jazz hands.

"Definitely defensive" Yoongi agreed "He'll come to terms with it eventually. For now let's just wonder how he knows what Namjoon reads in the bathroom"

"I can hear you guys! You both giving me a headache" Jin pointed an accusatory figer. He proceeded to knock on Hobi's door "He's my housemate. That's how"

"Wanna bet on Jin hyung and Namjoon getting together?" Yoongi asked Taehyung, bumping their shoulders to get the younger attention "100 it happens until the semester ends. Four mouths" 

"Okay, I say it happens in the two mouths deadline" Taehyung extended his hand for Yoongi to shake, sealing the deal.

"I need new friends. Someone who respect my love life" Jin said tiredly "Hobi open up. Help me!"

"Good luck finding friends to tolerate you calling them your children when you drunk. Better luck finding ones willing to play along with it" Yoongi grinned, knowing that he hit a nerve there. They always make fun of the mother instincts Jin had. Even if they secretly loved it.

"How dare you! I feed you, take care of you when you're sick, provided you with a warm home when your heater broke-"

"WEEELCOME TO HOBI'S CAVE! ONLY HAPPY VIBES ALLOWED!" Hobi suddenly chanted from his doorstep, fingers forming a peace sign over his eye. His voice produced echos in the confined space, overlaying the words like a bad trap music remix.

"Holy shitake! What was that? Are we under attack? Should we hide underground?" Taehyung shrieked from his crouched position.

"That's Hobi hyung for you. An atomic bomb deafening screeches" Jungkook, the youngest of them all, said, peeking over Hobi's shoulder. A toothy grin on display.

'Here we go. 1, 2, 3...' yoongi mentally prepared himself

"KOOKIE!" Tae yelled before attacking the maknae with bear hugs.