ATTACK OF THE UNICORN!

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kk was eating ... doritos...

heather was glaring at her while eating skittles...

  *CRASH!*

??: kk! the unicorns have returned!!

kk: *gasp* *snaps* i knew that dorito cannon wasnt enough!!!

heather:0_0

??: come we must attack the unicorns!!

kk:FEEL THE POWER OF-

??:THE TWINS!!!*fist bumbed kk*

   a huge light over come them.. kk was in yellow princess dress while... idk the guy that looked a lot like kk had a prince suit on..

??: *wisles*

   magical doritos with wings come an land...

kk: MOMMY MISSED U!!

doritos: *bark*

heather: 0_0 *steps back...*

??: TO NATRIA!!

kk: FLY MY BEAUTIFULS FLY!!

   kk an... i guess her twin brother fly off on doritos...

   in the sky----

kk: DIE!! *shots doritos at skittle unicorns*

unicorn: NEVA BEACH!! *pukes a rainbows*

kk: EWW!! SKITTLE GEW!!

both (twins): EWW!!

unicorn: its actually not that bad skittles ar-

??: *stabs unicorn*

unicorn: NAY!!!! *falls down*

   in the house---

heather: an that's why she isn't here...

s: dear heather u can't be serious .. unicorns aren't real...

emma&BEN:WHAT!?

everyone: *metal facepalm* Ow!

me*hehe...

ej: i know were sops to be making dinner tonight but....

br: HE DID!!

everyone: HE DID WHAT!?

br: oh.. sorry i always wanted to do that!! *squeals*

ej: ..... anyway.. i... HE DID IT!! *points dramaticly at dr smily*

dr.s: ....

everyone: DID WHAT!?

dr.s: I BLEW UP THE KITCHEN OKAY!! *runs off crying*

everyone:0_0

jeff: aww.. i was hungry...

night: everyone is skittle freak!!

jeff: T_TWHY CAN'T U JUST LOVE ME!!

night: 0_0

s: i guess we don't have anything to eat then...

  *wisling is heard*

masky: do u guys... here that..?

everyone: what the...?

   everyone steps away from a crying jeff..

   jeff looks up... an says..

jeff: oh shi-

   a unicorn lands on jeff..

heather: *stands up* TOLD U!!

emma an BEN: WHO KILLED THE UNICORN !? *-*

everyone:0_0

kk an ??: THE SUPER TWINS DID MOTHERDUCKER!!

everyone:0_0

emma: U KILLED FRANK!

kk: since when do u name things emma...

emma: since i layed eyes on it.. *_*

everyone: *steps away from emma*

??: ....

masky: MINE!! *jumps on kk*

kk: *blushing*

??:o_o

kk: everyone .. *kisses maskys mask cheek* this is my bro Hershey !!

hersh: hey...

night: *_* he beautiful .....

everyone:0_0

hersh: 0_0.. *steps away from night*

night: .. i just want to... TOUCH HIM! *runs at him*

hersh: AHH!! *runs* RAPEST!!SHE'S GOING TO RAPE ME!!

everyone: yep... definitely kitkates bro...

jeff: x_x *is still under unicorn .*

  "thanks for all the votes an reads it amazing! anyway i am taking a oping for new characters an ideas so feel free to leave stuff in the comments , u guys r amazing i love u all!! thanks for saying this is funny! really thank u.. anyway any ideas.. i am really opened for it... any characters u want in.. also opened for it! peace!

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