Once, there was a beautiful human who had thousands of men begging to seek her hand.
She worked as a waitress.
She never knew the abc's.
That's why she was unbelievably silent.
Only made noises if she was going to burp or fart.
She never yawned.
Because she was always eating beautiful round-shaped objects.
These beautiful round-shaped objects were coated with reddish oily sauce.
These beautiful round-shaped objects were called meatballs.
She was always eating meatballs.
But these meatballs were far too unique to be called normal meatballs.
These meatballs were made from Kim K.'s booty.
It is believed that these not-so-normal meatballs can excrete toxins.
These meatballs are alive.
These are Kim K.'s egg cells.
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corgi and butts
Randomjust weird, random things that pops in my head; all compiled in this junk. read at your own risk. this is rated PPG (prohibiting parental guidance)
