When someone asks to borrow my phone
"hey can I borrow your phone"
*makes sad face*
"it's not you It's me"
"it's just not a good time, sorry"
*looks down at floor sadly*
"all I wanted was to use your phone not break up, wait we aren't even together"
*smiles evily*
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Did this on my friend today
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