B.I: so. who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Chanwoo: I did. I broke it..
B.I: no. no, you didn't. Donghyuk ?
Donghyuk: don't look at me. look at Junhoe.
Junhoe: what!? I didn't break it.
Donghyuk: huh. that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?
Junhoe: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Donghyuk: suspicious.
Junhoe: no, it's not!
Bobby: if it matters, probably not.. Jinhwan was the last one to use it.
Jinhwan: liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Bobby: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jinhwan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that,Bobby!
Chanwoo: all right, let's not fight. I broke it. let me pay for it, B.I.
B.I: no. who broke it?
Donghyuk [whispering]: B.I, Yunhyeong's been awfully quiet.
Yunhyeong: really!?
Donghyuk: yeah, really.
[aside]
B.I: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
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Random" get ready? hoe time " things ikon haven't said (but we can probably imagine) •completed!! •these are very short fake quotes not one shots/etc!! •started - dec.31.2016 / finished - jul.25.2017 (chap. max) •none of these belong to me unless stated •...
