Prologue

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Hi, hello, annyeongg~!! This is my first fanfic ever so please excuse me if my fanfic is not so good.
Oh! And please excuse my grammar ><

dogewoo : Hi!! :)))

hansolchwe : Who da hell are you?

dogewoo : I'm you, but funnier :)))))

dogewoo : Hey!

dogewoo : Are you ignoring me?

dogewoo : For real?!!!

dogewoo : Hellooooo

dogewoo : It's meeee

hansolchwe : who?!

dogewoo : I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

hansolchwe : stfu

dogewoo : I just wanna be friend with you :(((

hansolchwe : Not interested.

dogewoo : But i'm pretty yknow

hansolchwe : Who cares

dogewoo : My name is Jung Eunwoo, you can call me Eunwoo. My friends call me nunu tho cuz im yknoowww im cute.

hansolchwe : *offline*

dogewoo : Where are you going?

dogewoo : HEY!

dogewoo : BROOOO

dogewoo : CHOI HANSOULLL

dogewoo : Hansol-ahhh

dogewoo : :(((

---------- 17 hours later ----------

"Ok, let's chill and just check if that girl texts me." I slowly log in my account and check the messenger. "What?! How did she know my name?!"

hansolchwe : How did you know my name?

hansolchwe : Hey!

hansolchwe : Just tell me, will you?!

dogewoo : omggg boy you just reply my messages after 17 hours huh how nice

hansolchwe : HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME

dogewoo : woowoo chill breehh hehe

hansolchwe : answer me

dogewoo : lol your username is 'hansolchwe', so i thought its obviously your name?

dogewoo : oh wait

dogewoo : breh

dogewoo : or maybe thats your crush's name? Or your boyfriend's name

dogewoo : omggg

dogdwoo : gtg byebye im scared
hansolchwe : I'M STRAIGHT!!

dogewoo : emmm so? ;)))))

hansolchwe : u're crazy istg

hansolchwe : psychopath

dogewoo : hey calm down will ya?

dogewoo : why are you so emo?

dogewoo : are you on period? smh haishh

dogewoo : i just want to be your friend

dogewoo : that's all

hansolchwe : why me?

hansolchwe : girl you dont have any friends?

dogewoo : wait

dogewoo : excuse you

dogewoo : i have 2 but they're monkeys.

dogewoo : arent they cute eheheh just like meee

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dogewoo : arent they cute eheheh just like meee

dogewoo : so bruh, you love monkeys?

hansolchwe : I love everything except you.

hansolchwe : And they're humans

dogewoo : nope u dont know them.

dogewoo : they're monkeys!

dogewoo : eyyy hansss why you hate me :(((

dogewoo : im pretty thooo

dogewoo : and cute

dogewoo : and funny

hansolchwe : and stupid

dogewoo : just like you :))

hansolchwe : ugh you're frustating

dogewoo : just like you :))))

hansolchwe : you are cool

dogewoo : oh really

dogewoo : i know hahahahahahah

hansolchwe : damn

hansolchwe : i thought you're going to reply 'just like you :)))))) '

dogewoo : heh you thought

dogewoo : im not that easy yknow

hansolchwe : whatever

dogewoo : so,where do you live hanss?

hansolchwe : earth

dogewoo : hahahah

dogewoo : how funny :))

dogewoo : you really got jams :DD

hansolchwe : and stop calling me hans, will you? Its weird. Just call me Vernon. Thats cooler.

dogewoo : after you tell me where you live :))

hansolchwe : why did you even bother to know where i live

dogewoo : maybe you're my neighbour! they just move in last week and i still dont know them.

hansolchwe : i dont even ask that

hansolchwe : ugh

hansolchwe : just go to their house and ask! Thats easier

dogewoo : too lazy

dogewoo : bro just tell me where you live. im not going to your house and say to your parents that you make me pregnant!

hansolchwe : wHAT THE FFFFFF

hansolchwe : hongdae

hansolchwe : can you please stop disturbing me

hansolchwe : im busy

dogewoo : but you still text me :))

dogewoo : am i that special

dogewoo : :))))

hansolchwe : *offline*

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