Humerus puns~ UnderSwap Papyrus x reader

💮The great taco heist 💮

If I get 1K reads on this book, I promise I'll put some lemon in this!

"Sans, are you sure ya wanna do this?" You ask him, while glancing over at the blueprint.

"IT'S PERFECT! ONCE WE FINISH, WE'LL HAVE ALL THE TACOS WE WANT!!"

"But isn't stealing tacos from taco bell wrong?"

"WHAT?!? WHO SAID WE WERE STEALING?!?! WHAT IS THIS, 'STEALING' YOU SAY?!?"

"Ah, sansy....stay a innocent cinnamon forever...." (He's so innocent it hurts xb)

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!?!?!"

"It means you're​ not dirty."

"WELL OF COURSE NOT!! I, THE GREAT SANS, ALWAYS TAKE A SHOWER EVERY DAY!!!"

"Heh, of course, sans." You two kept on bickering on and on about random things while Papyrus glanced over at you and smiled.

She's so cute when she bickers... Papyrus thought. Yeah, you're a girl in this story so deal with it boys.

"Right papyrus, isn't stealing tacos from taco bell wrong?" You turned to ask him. Papyrus was too busy in dreamland to pay attention.

"Yeah, sure." Papyrus said, not even paying attention to the question.

"WHAT EVEN IS STEALING?!?!" Sans said, sounding annoyed. You sighed.

"Sans, stealing is when you take something without permission."

"YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN PAPYRUS GRABS MY HONEY ALL THE TIME WITHOUT ASKING?"

"Yeah."

"PAPYRUS!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME, THE GREAT SANS!" Sans turned around and punched Papyrus weakly.

"Ow that hurt a skele-TON." Papyrus chuckled. You laughed at his joke and Sans just grumbled.

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TWO AND YOUR STUPID PUNS?!?!" Sans said.

"Why? You don't find it humerous?" You said and you and Papyrus laughed again.

"RAAAAGH YOU TWO ARE SO DUMB!!" Sans stomped upstairs and slammed the door.

"He just doesn't wanna admit that the puns are funny." Papyrus said. You nodded.

"So, wanna watch some TV until sans stops his tantrum?"

"Sure."

----------------
Le time skip💮
----------------

After 3 hours of watching movies and shows, you tried to keep your eyes open but the urge to sleep overwhelmed you. You fell asleep on Papyrus's shoulder. Papyrus had a small tint of orangish red on his face.

She's so cute when she sleeps...

Papyrus wrapped his arm around your shoulder and eventually fell asleep.
-----------------💮----------------

Well, that was a great first chapter. Even though it was short, it was good.