Humerus puns~ UnderSwap Papyrus x reader

💮 the smell of honey fills you with determination~ 💮

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the puse in a church corridor

You woke up to the smell of honey. You turned to see Papyrus sleeping peacefully, and his head on your shoulder. You blushed red slightly and attempted to push him off without him waking, but failed. You sighed and enjoyed the moment.

"He's so cute..." You whispered to yourself. You rubbed his head softly, and cuddled him. His quiet snoring soothed you back into your sleep. You dreamed about you and Papyrus.

Papyrus slowly woke up, to see you cuddling him in your sleep. Papyrus blushed but cuddled you as you were sleeping. He moved his hand through your soft, h/c hair. He liked how you smelled like honey, and how your snoring was adorable.

You opened your eyes and saw Papyrus looking at you, with a orangish red blush on his face. You blushed also.

"U-Ummm..." You said nervously.

"Uh, heh, good morning."

"Sorry for sleeping on top of you."

"No, it's fine." Papyrus got up. "I'll go make some breakfast. Want any?"

"Sure. Maybe some bacon?"

"M'kay."

"While you cook, I'mma go take a morning walk."

"Okay, enjoy." Papyrus walked to the kitchen. You got up and walked to the closet. You looked for your coat but you couldn't seem to find it.

"Paps, have you seen my coat?" You asked him.

"Nope. But you can borrow my jacket if ya want." You blushed.

"O-Okay." You walked back over to the couch where his jacket was, and put it on. It smelled like Papyrus. You blushed more.

You grabbed your phone and headphones and walked out the door.

You pulled on your headphones and pressed play as the first song, I write sins not tragedies, by Panic! At the Disco played.

♥Oh, well imagine,

As I'm pacing the puse in a church corridor and I can't help but to hear,

No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words,

"What a beautiful wedding,"

"What a beautiful wedding", says the bridesmaid to the waiter,

Guess what, what a shame,What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore,-

I chime, with a haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality,
I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of-

Oh well in fact, well I look it at this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved,

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,

Oh, well in fact, well I'll​ look it at this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved,

Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne pour the champagne,

I chime with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

Again,

I chime in haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

No it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality,

I chime in haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality,

Again...

You took off your earphones and glanced over at Chara's house. You saw Papyrus walking over there, so you decided to go over there also.
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