Are you a fan of Filthy Frank? Do you find him insanely attractive? Do you get turned on every time you watch his videos? Well you've come to the right place! Just a short sexy fanfic. Contains rough sex, hair pulling, ass slapping, the whole nine...
when i reached the edge of the road, ian and joji cut in front of me. i was so pissed that i turned the car around, it making that screech noise when a car stops abruptly you know what i mean, and jumped out of the car.
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i took out my dual samurai swords i got from this sketchy shop back in australia, and held them up. i charged at joji and ian, swords in hands.
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"joji, get her!" ian screamed.then all of a sudden, joji held up his hand. "YON HYAKU NIJYUU MOYASE!" he yelled. a huge gust of weed smoke emerged from his hand.
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i floated to the top of the sky, inhaling the weed. but little did his dumb ass know, it only made me stronger. i sliced the gust of weed smoke with my sword and descended back down to the ground.
"HA BETCH YOU THOT!" i screamed, waving my samurai swords in the air.
"DAMMIT!" joji yelled.
"i got it this time." ian put his hand on his hip. "CONTENT COP ACTIVATE!"
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he spun around really fast, floating in the air and sparkles appeared until he changed into a police suit. he flipped over towards me and said "your breath stinks you have a fat upper pubic area your content sucks you have lame jokes and YOUR SUBSCRIBERS WILL NOW DROP EVEN HARDER THAN LEAFYS!! AHAHAHAH!"
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he took out a golden iphone, opened my channel (yeah did i mention i was a youtuber i was like celestia vega but hotter tho)held up the iphone, and he held his finger to the subscribe button. then, green lightning came out of his finger my 9,000,000 subscribers shrunk and shrunk until it ended up at zero. i was fucking pissed.
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"oh hell no" i waved my sword up in the air. i charged at ian and before he could do anything i jumped in the air and chopped his head off with my katana. his head rolled in a circle around joji and somehow he was still alive."ahaha bitch you thot but im immortal" ian said
"nonsense no one is immoral!" i screamed.
all of a sudden joji charged at me and did this (4:29 of the video)
