"TIGRESSSSSSS!!" A squeal came from down the hall.
'Oh no. Nono. Please let the gods above save me from this..' Tigress thought as she hid, gulping."Found you!!" Viper grinned. Tigress let out a squeak and groaned. "Viper I don't want to do that...face...stuff and..wear a flowy thingy and go hang out with a male..in a romantic...way."
"Tigress come on!! Please??? I need you there for moral support!" Viper pleaded."Then I'll wear a suit. Viper I told you I don't do..dress up." Tigress said stubbornly. ".."
"...fine. You'll wear a suit."
*le spongebob voice*
TWO HOURS LATERTigress huffed in boredom as she sat at the bar counter, lazily rubbing her finger around the tip of a wine glass. Viper wanted to go to the bar with her best friend from when she was a kid, Draco. The male snake was a sweet guy, but was very cunning, and had already seduced Viper. Tigress shivered in disgust. Snake sex...its so weird... She sighed.
"Heyyyyyy pretty lady.."
Tigress growled slightly at the tone and turned around, expecting a guy, but instead she found herself face to face with a female leopard. Tigress felt the heat rise to her cheeks as she took in every little detail of the feline. Her curves, the way her tail swished, how her ears swiveled, her chest rising and falling with each breath she took..
Tigress shook her head out of it. "Hello." she answered. "Oh for fucks sake Tigress you could sooooo do better than a hello!" she scolded herself. She heard a soft giggle.
"Tigress, right? I'm Shadow...nice to meet you." Shadow put her hand out to shake hands with Tigress. Tigress blushed lightly. "How do you know my name...Shadow.." she asked.
"Well for starters, you are a kung fu master...and..well I heard what you said about the hello..you kinda thought out loud.." Shadow laughed gently.
"A-ah..I apologize for that, I have been having a rough night.." Tigress explained. Shadow laughed gently. Oh how Tigress loved that laugh. It was so soft, so sweet, so contagious. Tigress found herself drawn to the sound. "Hello??"
"Huh? What?" Tigress snapped out of her thoughts. Shadow grinned. "I asked if you want another drink, I'm buying myself one." she said. Tigress nodded. 'Damn...why is she so captivating..'
Shadow bought them both a drink and she moved to sit at the bar with Tigress. "You know...you're the first girl I've met who wears a suit.." Shadow began. Tigress blushed lightly.
"In fact...I thought you were a dude when I first saw you.." Shadow said. Tigress nodded. "Ahh that was the point love."
"Love?" Shadow rose an eyebrow, amused. 'Oh fucking fuckwads!!' Tigress thought. "I'm..gay..I call everyone that.."
"If you're gay why would you call a guy that?" Shadow pointed out. Tigress blinked. "Huh. Never thought of it like that.." Shadow giggled again. Oh that laugh..
Tigress smiled at her. "So...its nice to meet you Shadow..would you...care to accompany me else where. This place is beginning to smell only of alcohol and sex." Shadow nodded.
"Oh yes please, I hate the smell." She said. "But a bottle of rum for the road would be a good idea." Shadow snagged a bottle of rum. "Lovely." Tigress smiled and held out an arm for Shadow to link with Tigress's, and they began walking out of the bar together.
Tigress sighed softly as she walked next to Shadow. It was quiet and peaceful as they walked through the village. A nice autumn night, Tigress's favorite season. She smiled softly and breathed in the crisp air. Shadow giggled.
"You're so quiet, I love it it's so cute." Shadow said. Tigress blushed lightly. "I..just like the silence..and enjoy listening to the sounds that the world creates without the help of our species.." she explained.
Shadow chuckled. "I understand. Its not as...peaceful..as one would think that the Valley of Peace would...be." she giggled. Tigress nodded.
"Yes, that is true.." Tigress said. She could feel the alcohol she had drank start to effect her. "Ughh..."
Shadow was slightly hiccuping. "Wanna...go back to my place love?" she hiccuped. Tigress grinned slyly. "Oh...yes..."
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KFP LGBT One Shots
RomanceKFP had to of had some les or fag characters I mean, bruh, Crane just kinda makes it obvi for him lol. any way here's some LGBT kung fu panda stories. I hope you enjoy!!