Harley's POV It's been quite a year (LAST CHAPTER). But I plan this year to be better. "Babe! Let's go fight this guy!" Wade said to me. "Ajax? As in the soap! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" I said laughing. He started to laugh with me. "I love when you laugh." He said happily. "It makes you happy..." I said. He nodded. We went into the bathroom and he got in the shower and I brushed my teeth. "SWITCH!" Wade yelled from the shower. He got out butt naked and brushed his teeth. I was already naked. So it didn't matter. "Turn up the radio." He said muffled. I turned up the volume and it had "Shoop" by Salt 'n' Peppa. "Oh yeahhhh!" He said dancing. I got out and ran to the room to get dressed. I put on my "Daddy's Lil' Monster" t-shirt. And I looked in the drawer and grabbed my blue and red panties. "Hot girl!" Wade said in his Deadpool suit. He looked so hot in that suit. "Let's hurry up." I said to him putting my hair in pigtails. We ran out the apartment and got into a cab. "Wade! Why are we in a cab?!!" I asked. "Don't worry miss!" The cab driver said. "Babe this is Dopander!" Wade said to me. "Ohh! Hi Dopander." I said to the man driving. "Hello Mrs.Pool!" He said happily. "Mrs who?!?" I whispered. "DUDE! Stop here." Wade said to Dopander. We got out the cab and busted down doors. "Ajax The DishSoap!" I call out. Dudes came from everywhere. Wade kebabed the guys and I stood there in shock. "Well are you gonna help or sit there being sexy?" He asked shooting dudes. I ran up to a guy and wrapped my leg as around his head and bent back to shoot somebody else.
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"Damn! My girl is good!" Wade exclaimed. We basically killed everyone. "No Francis....not yet." He said. I looked at him confused. "Oh...his real name is Francis." He explained. I nodded. "Let's blow this stand!" He said holding a bomb. We ran out the building and Wade blew it up. "It's so fun to fight with you Harley." He said.
