How To: Live your life to the fullest

Bully's

Are you a wimp? Like a complete nerd  that gets beat up at school? Well, listen to these comebacks and tricks to get out of tight situations like this.

If someone calls you fat:

Being fat is temporary, while being stupid is permanent.

Or:

I may be chubby but I can slim down, ugly, can't be fixed.

If someone calls you Bossy:

I'm not bossy, I just know you could be doing something better.

If someone calls you ugly:

Maybe you should eat some of you makeup, then you'll be pretty on the inside!

Or:

Good, I was trying to look like you today!

                    Tips and Tricks

•Your butthole is jealous of all the crap that comes outta your mouth!

•Of course I talk like an idiot! How would you understand me?

•It's called LEAVE, and it's located over there. *Point to somewhere*

•I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I thought you knew!

•Your calling me ugly? When you mom dropped you off here, she got a fine for littering.

•BoBo the clown called, he wants his face paint back.

•Dear middle finger, thanks for always sticking up for me.

•I'm not saying that I hate you, I'm just saying that if you were hit by a bus, I may or may not be driving that bus.

•How old are you again? Oh wait, I shouldn't have mentioned that, you can't count that high!