Ethis {Ethan Kaparthy x Chris lanzon}

Ethan's P.O.V

I wake up to the sound of my phone ringing, the curtains of my room were closed, and the lights were off. It was pitch black aside from the light of my phone. I reached from my phone but ended up pushing in of my bedside table instead.

Today was not my day.

I dragged myself out of bed and tripped over a maroon tie on the floor, finding myself, a few moments later on the floor alongside my phone. By this time, the person calling me had stopped and the only evidence of then calling was the usual "missed call from..." I checked who it was, "missed call from Tamaki" The screen glared, I scrolled down to find many other missed calls from various friends including, Thomas, Mio, Tessie, Viktor, Nina and her twin Nia. 7:34 am, the screen read. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Why were all my friends calling me at this inhumane hour of the morning? It's Saturday morning for cripes sake. 

I decided to go down the road to the local coffee shop, I felt like I needed to after being woken up unnecessarily. I stumbled over to my wardrobe before realising that I was already dressed, funny that, I thought. 

I left a quick note on the table to let Mom know were I was. i figured it would be quiker to ride my bike there but oh no, not today, my bike lay broken on the garage floor looking rather tragic if I'm being honest (hahaha sorry that was unintentional honestly, iM JUST BEING HONEST)

Today was really not my day.

I arrived at the coffee shop which was oh-so-creatively named "The Little Coffee shop" I opened the door and heard the familiar entrance bell which sounded allot like my ringtone. I walked up to the counter and ordered a medium coffee. I sat down at a small table in the corner and heard a voice behind me. "Hey Ethan."

Today was definitely not my day

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Yo! i hope y'all enjoyed that chapter, promise itll get good soon but ya'know i gotta give it back story an'all! phthtpf ya'll are only here for the gay shit aint ya you dirty lil' bitches. well fuck me id better hop to it! also, I have made myself a rule, is that ill only publish a chapter if i have the next chapter written, so you can all sleep better knowing that by the time you read this, the second chapter is allready written. hehe.

(sorry if that made no sense fuck me and my awfull grammar and spelling, also apologies for being a sarcastic bitch.. not much i can do 'bout that eh)

anyways, ill see all you sons o guns again! next time. (cue lostpause's outro music[dum dum na na na na nalala na na dumdum nananananalalanana fuck)