Tyler:
Hey Jonny Boy, can you give me Evan's new cell phone number???
Craig:
You see, I'd love to help you but idk who you're talking about
Tyler:
Come on, Jonathan, quit being a douche and give me your fuck buddy's number
Craig:
I'm Craig, you stupid twat
Tyler:
Wait what???
Craig:
Yeah you fucking douche lol
Tyler:
Dammit, I'm sorry. Anthony must've gotten ahold of my phone last night and switched my contacts around
Craig:
Who is this Anthony person? You talked about him when we first met
Tyler:
He's just an asshole that's gonna get his ass beat the next time I see him
Tyler:
Now I have to go through all of my contacts and ask who everyone is so I can fix them 😣😓
Craig:
Yeah, you have fun with that
Tyler:
Fuck you too
Craig:
When? 😘
Tyler:
Stfu
Craig:
You know you want it lol
Tyler:
Ha, you're funny
Craig:
Awe man 😂
Tyler:
You wouldn't be able to handle dis dick anyways
Craig:
Hey! Who said I would be the one taking the dick?!
Tyler:
Me bish 😜
Craig:
Nah dude I'd totally dominate your ass
Tyler:
I wouldn't be so sure of that
Craig:
Try me
Tyler:
Are we really about to have this discussion?
Craig:
Lets go bitch 😏
Tyler:
Can't we just back out and admit that I would top you
Craig:
Momma didn't raise no bitch
Tyler:
If me and you were to ever sleep together, you would 100% be my bitch
Tyler:
Little bitch
Craig:
Are you sure about that because I was seeing it the other way around
Tyler:
Boi
Craig:
Brb for a sec I need to go take Sparky on a walk
Tyler:
Have fun, bitch
Little Bitch 😂:
Stfu
