Osomatsu: OoooOooo Choromatsu-niisan is 5 minutes late. That's a first.
Ichimatsu: I set his alarm clock ahead by 2 hours.
Todomatsu: Really? I set his wrist watch back 4 hours!
Jyushimatsu: I set all the clocks in the house ahead by 30 minutes and 49 seconds.
//Choromatsu bursts in//
Choromatsu: WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT???

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Things that me and my brothers have said before. (DISCONTINUED)
HumorSome of the things I've said and some things my brothers have said.