Is this real (Fairytail)

When did Master Decide this?

"My children ple- ELFMAN if you keep on bumping into me then your not a man" yelled Master Makorav
"Sorry Master im a reals man man" Yelled Elfman

"As I was saying children untill mr. Bumping people inutrupted I have got you all tickets to go to this romantic resort the twist is you all have to go boy and girl you can even ask people from another guild" Said Master

Everyone looked so confused they were wondering why master would go through all of the trouble to get them tickets to a resort that they might or will just destroy anyway.
"Ok everyone go pick your partner be back by 6:30 Scram" Master said

With that people went to ask there crush or bff to go with them.

"Hey Luce I was wo-"
"Natsu will you accompany me to the resort" Lissana asked
"Sorry I was asking Lucy before you interrupted" Says Natsu
"Oh ok bye Natsu I just wanted to let u know I love u" Said Lissana
"Well I don't love u sorry liz my hearts on fire for someone else and thats not you" said Natsu
Lissana spead ealked away from me then she had this murderous look on her face like she was gonna kill a bitch oh well my brains just a peice of chorcole now so she can go and fuck herself.
Lissana walked away she looked murderous like she was gonna kill a bitxh oh well we all get over heartbreak am I right.
"Hey Luce" Said natsu running over to Lucy
"What is it Natsu" Lucy asked
"I was wondering would you like to go to the resort with me" Natsu asked with a little blush
"Oh wow Natsu I never thought you would have the brains to ask me but yes I would love to go with you"Lucy said

"Hey Shrimp your goin with me to the resort got it" Gajeel said
"U-umm ok Gajeel" Levy said blushing

"I wish Jellal was here" Said Erza
Just as she said that someone came up to her and tapped on her sholder
"Hey Erza wanna go to the resort with me"Jellal Asked
"OMI YES JELLAL" Erza screamed I think even Flame for brains melted through his head how happy Erza was

"Gray-sama go with juvia plese" Juvia asked
"Fine Juvia"Said Gray
Yes finnaly I can get closer to Juvia wait what am I thinking shes so annoying.

"Ok my children everyone wrote on the paper who there going with am I correct"Asked Makorav
"YES"The guild yelled
"Ok I will read the paper now
Gajeel &Levy
Natsu & Lucy
Erza & Jellal
Gray & Juvia
Alzac & Bisca
Happy & Charla
Wendy & Romeo
Mira & Laxus
Evergreen & Elfman
Bixslow & Lissana
Cana & Bacchus
Sting & Yukino
Rouge & Minerva
Millianna & Wally
Zeref & Mavis
Aquarius & Scorpio
Leo & Aries
"And I allowed 1 gay cupple Jet and Dror"Said Master

"Ok everyone we must get going to the resort on Friday at 1:00pm sharp and were staying for a month so paxk a lot and girls bring all of ur panties your gonna need em and boys you don't have to bring boxers you should be fine" Said Master
"Really Master Makorav" Everyone Yelled.
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Hi everyone I wanted to say thank you for all the very kind people who have read this I thank you if u wanna give me ideas then go ahead im gonna need all I can get I hope this book becomes awesome and gets better during it. I hope u all love it byee
P.s. Im in love with fairytail and go ships they must all sail.
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