Is this real (Fairytail)

TO MUCH TO TAKE!!!

Lisannas P.O.V
Ok my children we are gonna be playing the first round of Makarov's little game" Master said
"M-Master i-i cant get tortured" i said
"And why not" Master asked
"W-well i'm Pregnant" i answered
"DAFUQ" Master yelled
"Who's the dad" Wendy said
"Bixslow" i answered
"Go my man Bixslow i thought that you'd never get layed" Laxus laughed
"Says the man who cant get laid" bixslow answered
"I've got Mira buddy" Laxus answered
"Whatever" bixslow answered
"So when how" Master asked
"Well....I don't think that you wanna hear the details" i said

"Lets just say we had sex" Bixslow said

"Yeah its good that you didn't explain it we have wendy and Romeo with us" Levy finished
"Lets get back to the game my children except Lisanna you have to do all if our landrey" Master said

(Time Skip)
"OK lets get ready to pick teams" Master said

Levy, Gajeel, Natsu , And Lucy is team #1

Gray, Juvia, Jelall, And Erza are team #2

Mavis, Zeref, Wendy, And Romeo are team #3

Rouge, Kagura, Sting, And Yukino are team #4

Mira, Laxus, jet, And droy are team #5

Aquarius, Scorpio, Aries, And Loke are team #6

Elfman, Evergreen, Alzac, And Bisca are team #7

Cana, Bacchas, Happy, And Charla are team #8

Millianna, Wally, Bixslow  are team #9

Laxus P.O.V

When master announced the teams i had no clue what to say did he just randomly pull these team out of his ass or did he do this on porpuse.

"Why do i get the gaybos old man" I yelled

"There is nothing wrong with them beaing gay Laxus" Master said calmly

"But there gay i don't want them looken at me like i'm there toy" I yelled to master

"If u keep talking Laxus i'm gonna punch your teeth so far down your throat that you'll have to stick a tooth brush up your ass to brush em" Master yelled to Me

"Point taken" I said with a tint of fear in my voice but not to much so the  salamander wouldn't know i'm scared of gramps

Makarovs P.O.V

"OK my little fairys lets play Team 1 you will be going to repair the water park and you will learn CPR but lets put fun n it your CPR buddies are Natsu and Gajeel are together Lucy and Levy are together" Master said with a grin on his old  wrinkled face

"Master why do u like torturing us?" Asked Lucy

"Well there is-

Master got cut off buy a call

"I-ill be back my children" Master said

Makarovs P.O.V

"Hello" I said

"Makarov remember when we locked up Killer Frost and the Flash to do experement's on them" Asked..........Jura

"Yes i do why are you asking" I asked

"Well turns out that they have a kid together her name is Killer Flash" Jura said with worry in his voice

"Your kidding me right?" I asked in shock

"NO we sent out every Guild even the dark guilds are scared we need Fairy Tails help please Makarov this could be the end of the world well put it this way we have Killer Frost, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Death shot, The Joker, the Flash has turned evil to now we have Killer Frost's and the Flash's daughter to there all coming after us we really need Fairy Tail if all the guilds come together to make on huge one like what they had in Naruto the fourth great ninja war were they put all they villages together now its our turn to show them that we can do this we are gonna make one huge Guild that will be undefeatable" Said Jura