An Unpredictable Story Of Sudden Love And Pain

The party and the various hospitals

A friend once told me the most awkward experience I had ever listened to

"...So I was in a house partying with my friends and we were really drunk. I wasn't in my sences so I decided to talk with this tall, beautiful A.F. girl. She was looking to the stars through the window with an inspiring look in her eyes. The whole sky was reflected on her eyes. She seemed in love with it, just as she hadn't seen it in her whole life. Also, she was drinking tequila on the rocks.
So, long story short: we ended up kissing and we managed to leave to my house. We were about to have some action so we started to undress. That was when I saw she had the biggest, widest and blackest dick I have ever seen. I don't really remember what happened next but one thing's for sure: I could not seat for a month or even more. I also had to go to the doctor every now and then for tons of inspections. It was really embarrassing to tell what happened to the 13 different doctors I went to for 3 months".
When he told my friends and I, we bursted on an incredible laughter for a while. Until we knew his actual medical situation. He had to eat an special diet for sh*tting less, due to the tear made in his ass. He literally told us "to be honest I can't tell if I successfully went sh*tting or gave birth to a red demon", which is funny, sad and painful to hear at the same time.
Some weeks after, the tear went infectious even though he had an special treatment to keep it clean and fine.
He had to be operated immediately. We really hoped for it to be successful but, having luck against him, it went horribly bad. The pincers that were used to keep his ass opened, closed out of nowhere and got deeply inside of his rectum.
At the moment, he is being operated of both things at the same time.. Let's hope he won't have a pain in his ass anymore.