Our little secret septiplier

The amnesia

"Ok jack I promise I won't tell" KEN said picking me up and you can see where I was wearing some makeup "jack you wearing make up" "duh I'm Irish but I'm not that pale"  "I won't tell anyone iiiffff...you do me a favor see felix won't give me the money he owes me so I need you to get it out of him." KEN told you us "fine I'll do it" i said and left his house "Felix i need to talk to you!" I screamed and he answered the door  I grabbed him by the shirt "you fuckin give me that money you owe KEN or I beat the shit out of you till you give it to me" I said bringing him down to my eye level "OK JESUS JACK HERE!" He said giving me the money "thank you" I said walking off and gave it to KEN "so you guys going on a date anytime soon?" "NO WE ARE NOT!" We both screamed at him "ok just wandering CAUSE I didn't want to be a third wheeler" "KEN if we let you on one just one of our dates you would point us out like a white spot in a black sweater" I said putting my hands on my hips and rolling my eyes "well you could like disguise yourselves and go on a date" "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE KEN THAT WONT WORK!" I screamed grabbing him by his shirt "LISTEN to me we will and I mean NEVER WILL GO on a date in public!" I screamed at him and once mark touched my shoulder blades I grabbed him by his shirt and kissed him "you know my sweet spot honey" I said still holding his shirt "it always works" he told KEN but I didn't care "supper tonight my treat" I said winking at him "jack no jokes with visitors you know that" he said rolling his eyes "he already knows" I said back "well while you get *ahem* 'supper' I'm going to get food" "yeah you do that..." I said as KEN left and we wasted no time(kens prospective) they have legit been doing it behind our backs" I said walking to the diner close to marks house and walked in and saw Felix sitting there not served so I sat with him "hey felix" "hey KEN why did jack threaten me to give you the money I owe you ?" "I asked him to because you would never give it to me." I said and the waiter came and we ordered and just talked (jack's prospective) "OH MARK BABY KEEP ER GOING DONT STOP!" I moaned and we kept going all night and I woke up in morning and I saw mark by me "IM COMPLETELY NAKED!" I screamed "jack DO you remember anything from last night?" "I remember we broke up and that's it why am I here!" I screamed and he calmed me down "WHAT THE HELL JACK I COULD HERE YOU FROM THE DINER YOU MUSTVE HAD SOME ROUGH SEX FOR THAT!" KEN screamed "SEX WHAT THE HELL DID I GET DRUNK OR GET ASSAULTED!" I screamed