I touched my tongue to my nose.
But, nobody knows how far it really goes.
Maybe I could touch my tongue to my toes
or maybe through a fire hose. You don't know.
What if I told you I could use my tongue
to catch snow? For all of Chicago?
I could show you how far it could go.
Into the sewer, way down below.
I could check to see where the wind blows
but that's only if my tongue doesn't slip INTO my nose.
