One day a boy named Shireki Hozumi met a vlonde headed kid named Naruto Uzumaki. The missions are soo boring. "Yo Kakashi". "Its Kakashi Sensei". "WATEVER". He's aggravated right now. "Why did L.H put me on this stupid squadron when I asked to be sent with those brolic ass team 10. Hes confused. Shireki face palms. He talks slowly. "Gaara of the Sand, The girl with pigtails in 4's and some fruity looking guy wearing makeup"? "Gaay"!!. Kakashi examines. "Your a bigger piece of work than naruto shireki." "Yo, I keep telling you im not japanese, im an american who could fendfor my self and the names Harone Bartow not shirki or fuck it!".
"Righht" "And im the biggest chicken anyone has ever seen". "Such low self-esteem man, I pity u" he says trying to sound japanese.
"Shireki, lets just keep walking or catching up to the rest of the team". "Ugh" he fp's again.
HARONES P.O.V
Why did I pick up that book in the first ...and it sends me to this stupid place. 'I just wish Sam, Joe, and Fred could HURRY UP'! I dont think I could take more of them!!!
Shireki's P.O.V
Naruto"Hey Shireki hurry up before they get away and we miss all the fun".
I run as fast as I can towards Naruto before he pushes into some bushes not knowing there was a cliff waiting up aheeeaad!! We fell down into t his pit luckily we survived until... these black blotched figures approached us. "Great Style:Metal Binding Digger" I said as my hands turned into the ground making a bigger chasm by accident... I fell through again"!!
Naruto's P.O.V
"SHIREKI"!!! I screamed for him but its too late, hes gone.
Harone Watches team 7 hold back tears. "Woah, Woah, Woah arw ya'll crying and I thought "ninja" were supposed to hold bars on their emotions". The 3 brats as kakashi calls them glares at me. Oh hell no! "YESS DO YOU BABIES HAVE SOMETHING H WANT TO SPIT AT ME"!? Sasuke"Yes,and dont turn around eiyher". "Im being R H E T O R I C A LLLL! OW"! Kakashi hits me on the head. "So now I have 4 niggas who want some of this alright"!
TEAM 7 "TURN AROUND"!!!
HARONE"Who are yall yelling at"?! He exclaims glaring and is pushed and stopped on by Zabuza Momochi.
Harones eyes are dizzy.
Zabuza Momochi"Kakashi Hatake and his little twerps"! "Oh and whos this an unwanted guest maybe I sh-" Kakashi stops his hand from stabbing Harone with a Kunai. "Yeah keep fighting don't pay any attention to the nearly squished teen from your pathetic clashes". Harone finds a crease underneath kakashi and crawls out. "Oh my sasuke , u have to do something about him, hes fighting that boy with the mask over there"
"Geed You, Sorry but I don't do Faggots" She and Old man Tazuna glare at him. "What do ya mean"? "Aren't you gonna help him" "Sakura please, stop its even funnier the second time, seriously -.-"
They start monologue's, so Harone starts cutting through thrm everytime. "Are u guys under the immpression of this one sentence I call boring as hell"?
Kakashi"Shireki, tch Stay back... go and protect the others".
Harone"Yeah I don't do orders so... "
Kakashi glares and is kicked down. 'This strength, oh and that brat, when im finished here hes, ughn my body iys getting weak.'
Harone leaves the battle scene and just sits by a nearby tree to watch the epic battles arise. Timeskips
"Naruto, youve grown the most". "Especially since harone was a big HELP"!! Harone"Great Sarcasm Kakashi but you may want to work on it more"! Kakashi punches him on the head. Harone's head turns all around and his eyes grow pitch black. "TOUCH ME AGAIN AND YOUR EXOSKELETON ISNT THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE BROKEN"!!!
Team 7"Agh"!!! They move back. "Woah and Awesome did u wusses piss your pants"? Sasugay&Naruto"WHO ARE YOU CALLING WUSSES"?!
Harone"Im surrounded by Idiots"! He says angry. Naruto"Yea, You included"
"YO, DONT EVEN GO THERE"!!! He junps ontop off the roof from the crowd before shit got real. "Wait, hell no I aint pussy like him" (thats a lie).-.
He jumps down and almost clashed into naruto but instead sakura. (Oh shit.) She starts to get up wobbly with lots of blood coming from her nose. Sasugay and Naruto help her up as She starts crying. Kakashi comes to talk to him about hitting your team members but Naruto beats him to it by Snuffing Harone in the facs causing a big ass bump on his forhead.
"Ahh" the child cries. "WTF.. What did I Do.. I was trying to charge at You not her!!! 'Maybe it was an accident'
"You liar"! He was about too punch him when sasuke catches his fist. (funny)
"Listen, Until you peeps learn to respect oneanother-*.* "Excuse me but did you just say peeps because I thought your voice was proper and elegant like" "Grrr". "Im going too lord hokage but when I come back... You ESPECIALLY YOU! " he points at mwah. "Better have learned to cooperate". "Just like your mother and father"!! He pissidly poofs off while I not caring just sat on another nearby tree away from those puma locos.
"Hey where'd Sakura-Chan go"?
"She probably went to her parent's house crying like a baby"!! The t wo boy's glare at him.
"JUS STFU"!! And naruto poofs off following the nosebleeds to a river.
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Different Stories of Naruto
FanfictionNOT BASED ON THE EVENTS IN NARUTO SHIPPUDEN JUST A MADE UP FF DUH.
