We finally make it to are hotel and as we step off the coach and head to get are bags out of the boot at the side of the coach.
"Excuse me can you tell me why we always the last ones to be dropped off from the airport" says dad after a stressful journey with granddad not being able to piss .
"They do it alphabetical" says the Travel rep.
"Why do they do that ,we have been past here twice already "says dad.
"That last hotel was the tropical, if it's alphabetical we should have been dropped off before them" says Rob sticking up for dad .
The travel rep just replayed with " They use the Spanish alphabet ".
"You should have a chemical toilet on there , my bladders gone into shock"granddad says before heading towards the hotel no doubt looking for toilet .
"WHAT ABOUT YOUR BAGS " Shouts mum to granddad and he replies with " thanks Sheron kind of you"and carry's on walking to the hotel.
"What you going on about they use the same alphabet as us" rob says which makes the travel rep raises her eyebrows at him as the driver shuts the boot.
"Whoa Whoa wait a minute amigo three more cases to come out of there" says dad looking in the boot for granddads cases.
"Finto " say's driver .
"What do you mean Finto?" says dad confused and my little sister looks into the boot and says " there's nothing in there" which makes us all look in the boot to find out there was nothing left .
"Where are my dad's cases" asks dad and continues " three red cases about this big " using his hands .
"Did you definitely put them in " asks the travel rep .
Dad point at the driver " he was supposed to put them in".
I reply " he would not let us put them on and told us to put them on the pavement ".
" I don't think he would of said that he doesn't speak English" says the travel rep .
I was getting sick of it and dragged my bags off the hotel to wait for my family .
I had found the reception and plonked the myself on a sofa and grabbed my makeup case out of my suitcase .
"Oh oh " a voice shouts behind me it makes me turn round to see granddad run towards reception and then carry's on running .
I carry on checking my makeup until I see a Spanish guy run through must of been a worker and he stops at the main desk and askes the other people " where's the crazy man ?" I lose interest because I know he is going on about granddad.
About 4 minutes later my whole family enter the hotel and head towards the main desk .
"oi what are you going to do about these cases" says dad frustrated and then the women looks at us weirdly as we had cases and tells us to go to the travel rep desk.
Waiting at the desk for her finish the phone call and we were all getting sick of it .
"This is ridicules , dads only got the clothes he's standing in "says dad to mum .
"Gross I'm defiantly not going near him for week" I say with a grossed out face "
Rob says " speaking of my granddad where is he " and my little sister says " he said he's gone for a wee , he said at the airport , on the plane and on the bus he ran In here "and shrugs " he must of go to the toilet .
Dad shakes his head and says to her " that was ages ago darling he's had long enough to do a shi---"cut off by my mums stern look "a shed load of other things as well a we--ee."
"Do you want me and Teegan to look for him?" rob offers which makes me frown but that changes when mum saves the day and says " he's only been gone ten minutes , I don't think we need a search party just yet" which makes me smile again.
The Travel rep is finished and says " good news they have found your cases " which causes us all blow a sigh of relief.
" Where were they , on the other coach"asks mum
"No---yeah--well I mean I don't know well the point is they have found them " travel rep named Sam says stumbling on her words as we look at her funny " the bags I mean they won't be here for a few hours , but in the mean time I can give you an upgrade on you room".
Our faces light up at the thought of a free upgrade .
"they must know where they found them" asking dad .But the sound of granddads groaning he needed a piss made us all turn round to see him and the worker run through .
Dad ask" Dad are you alright , what's wrong?" making granddad look up at us with a pain look on his face a says " I can't pee ,I'm in terrible pain " and huffs for second " somebody call a doctor".
" And say what I need a pee" mum says which makes me stifle a laugh and dad looks at us both and says " sheron teegan" and heads towards to granddad " sit down dad".
"I can't sit down I'm going to explode " says granddad as my Jodie hugs onto my brother and asks us " why's he going to explode" as mum reassures her he is not as I carry on watching dad and the worker deal with granddad as I laugh cause I know this will end up funny and I was right.
"ARGHH" Granddad goes head first into the fish tank which makes everybody surround him.
" Dad are you all right speak to me" asks dad knelling down.
" Dad watch the glass " rob says dad .
Poor Jodie shouts to the worker" you've missed one" which get a thumbs ups .
"EVERYBODY MOVE AWAY THERE'S STILL WATER LEAKING FROM THE FISH TANK" Shouts the Spanish worker..
"That's not water coming from the fish tank son " says granddad still laying on the floor .
Everybody looked disgusted knowing he had pissed himself .
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After we get checked in and changed we head to the pool and grab ourselves a sunbed each.
I felt complete laying her in the two piece and sunglass balancing on my head.
Mum asks us " are you three alright " in which we all replied with yes and she says"cause I've got a surprise for you" which makes us look up.
Jodie sits up and asks " what is it".
Rob still reading his book says " it's not granddad in one of your dresses is it? " which makes us all laugh.
