Trod got cerried to dat housh he lived in wif da egg and the mett and the tim de gaY ASSHOLE HE HATED.
Hew did da smexy gun knoe??????
He tOLD DA GURL WERR HE LIV.
Onccc he get hume tim gasp aend wesh al liek "oH SHIT WADDUP ASSBEG"
"STFU U GEY BISHHH!" TROD SHOUTED.
Gun caem shurprished and get med at tim. "SHET UP U GERBAG.!"
Egg walk in.
"guys sto-"
"NO" Todd snif.
"but guys just--"
"NO"
Egg gets sed rip.
"B-b u t"
"N O"
"Fin." Egg welks ewey.
"Em serry turd DAT u hash such hatte.
"It okie. Rip egg."
Egg drink cula and get hype.
Evergone needs to r u n.
